As if I needed another reason to root against Milwaukee. 

It’s not a coincidence. Bobby is a known Republican donor. 

Your lack of AW is wrong. 

popularized the left trigger/right trigger control scheme that so many games would adopt

I don’t think that new software being in development means much in the context of Nintendo and a console transition. They kept releasing 3DS games for awhile after the Switch launched. 

Settle down now, Captain Kirk.

Tim Rogers will be so excited!

The main reason to backtrack was to get the cosmetic items. It was entirely optional.

Eh, this isn’t Dragon Age to me, but it might still be fun it its own right. I’m going to keep an open mind. 

No, there’s not a pun.

He took Cher’s auto-tuning idea from “Believe” and ran with it to the bank. Both he and Cher changed music forever by committing a war crime on pop culture and our ears.

I’d be more interested if the offer extended to BOTW2 and Octopath Traveler 2. I already own the games on the list that I’m interested in. Imma pass on Kirby. 

These are included in the basic PS+ subscription and have been available to PS5 owners since that counsel launched - I.e., before they even punched all those confusing tiers

A mere rumor doesn’t exactly warrant a $550 purchase. I’d be much more interested if they actually announce it. 

IIRC, Beat Saber and Half-Life: Alyx weren’t on the list, so that’s a big loss to the library.

I’ve heard worse. DaBaby, 6ix9ine and Lil Uzi Vert come to mind.

Yeah, kinda shitty list making to have Maleficient on here twice at the expense of a villain like Prince John or that war criminal evil scientist from Lilo and Stitch. There’s that asshole from Hunchback of Notre Dame too. 

That’s because it’s a Cadillac. 

Maybe. Kinda like BOTW and Twilight Princess. But that’s a lot of weight on the shoulders of a Metroid game. Still, it’d motivate me to upgrade. Especially if the system is backwards compatible with Switch cartridges and the current eshop purchases. I might just skip a whole generation of Nintendo games otherwise, as…

No shit.