I’m really not getting this new Grindr promo campaign.

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

This made me laugh really hard.

Yeah, in that same vein all the founding fathers should have been hung for treason. What they did was illegal. Do the crime, do the time.

I’m a cop, and I’m completely behind what the manager did. I do however, work is a state with more lenient views on weed. Even I didn't, I would still be behind what he did.

Punishing drug addicts has never worked in the entire history that we’ve been doing it. It was a stupid policy then and twice as stupid now because we know it doesn't work. Linalee is totally right.

Dammit, Pinkham. I laugh with you when you use these pictures to toy with all the East-Coasties on their lunch breaks, drooling at the mere sight of amazing food. But it’s breakfast time in Seattle, with nary a Top Pot in sight, and you throw THIS at me? What did I ever do to you to deserve such torture?

As ever, I like the way you think, nerdybirdy.

"It's not free if you give it to me." should be Kitchenette's new tagline.

I've been told that I'm not really a Star Wars/Star Trek nerd, because I'm female and not looking anything like the stereotype, and that I'm only pretending to be to get a boyfriend. I informed the guy that 1. I'm married (to a non-nerd, even, if you don't count the math & science types as nerds), and 2. I wouldn't…

I mean, Star Wars nerds* are generally so svelte.

I will never not love this gif.

Callie is up there with Dustin Hucks for "people who made a mildly entertaining story far moreso in the retelling." I'm looking this over again, and I really should've given that story the last spot (which I usually save for what I think is the best) rather than the first (which is usually second-best). I think…

Reminds me of a call I took...guy was trying to troll me and I wasn't responding. Asks if I prefer Star Trek or Star Wars. I respond with Star Trek (I like both, shove it) and he goes "...huh. You don't sound like you're four hundred pounds"

If tomorrow all my things were gone

I think the Pickle-Tip guy was a malfunctioning outer space robot from Mars. See, he heard, "Don't take any wooden nickles," and then glitched it into "don't take any wooden pickles," and then misinterpreted that to mean "The earth-humans demand gifts of pickles plaaced upon the wooden table. I have pleases Emperor…

Maybe they just assume that anyone seeing fighter jets flying overhead automatically gets a freedomgasim, and that the next time she got a freedomgasim she'd feel bad for denying those brave flyers their discount.

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

Air Force Brethren must be friends with Wig Lady, who thinks "I'm pretty sure my granddaughter worked at Hollister for the summer, back in the 90s" means that I should give her a mall employee discount. Please, continue to play Six Degrees of Barely Relevant so I can come up with a reason to give you sixty cents off…