Hopefully tomorrow you will get access to punctuations. 

Yeah, it’s all crazy. I know people who used to do the ‘egg cup’ diet. Basically, YES you can eat whatever you want, and they’d laugh and say “oh I had pizza for breakfast”, but they had an EGG CUP worth of pizza. 

I agree and totally get what you mean. She seems like she’s miffed we don’t care about her more, and I want to ask why she thinks she’s deserving of public attention at all - let alone adulation.

I’ve been a member of Hillsong church on and off for 15 years now, it’s not a cult, just a charismatic happy-clappy church who glorify youth and beauty. I love that place, love the music, love the welcome, love the community, but gosh it can make me feel old and uncool to see only young good looking hipsters on all…

It’s a sub-genre of apocalyptic fiction known as a “Cosy Catastrophe”.

I find the Emma Thompson / Alan Rickman storyline absolutely gut-wrenching. I’m older, I’ve been divorced (due to a cheating, alcoholic, self-centered ex) and when Emma Thompson says to Alan Rickman that he’s made a fool of them both, well, I just break down. So painful.

Oh Rexy, you’re so sexy.

I never knew there was a full-length version. I call shenanigans if it isn’t in the musical.

Erm I know this is a jokey post and I’m sort of loathe to respond in earnest but over reliance on the potato crop was because the British exported and sold all of our other produce leaving us with nothing but the potato so not really asking for a famine no but ok thanks bye.

Look at her posting that basic stuff. What does she think this is, Facebook?

Right? When my ex cheated I wrote an entire blog post and blasted it all over social media. It was cathartic at the time but about a week later I was like hmmmm maybe should’ve gone another route...

There’s a tendency when something sinister or bigoted or icky is revealed for a certain segment of people to go “¯\_(ツ)_/¯, whacky old God, eh”.

He’s like the awkward IT guy at work that always comes to help instead of telling you to “turn it off and back on again”, but he wears just a leeetle too much colognel

I think we’re at the stage of the origin story where the whole of Gotham loves the Penguin.

Reeds hate winds. Twas ever thus.

I will pass this information along.

When did feminism start to mean you had to love every woman and never ever say “Gurl, what happened to your face?” without having to take a feminism purity test? Cuz I’m old as fuck and there’s plenty of women I don’t like. Can I still has feminism or is my card revoked?

They eat all your burgers and hang out with loser stoner friends in a dirty van though.

I’s be pretty thrilled to get a free Great Dane tho.