Joke is on the airlines, I carry billions of emotional support bacterial organisms with me on every flight.

I’m really tired of the “taken out of context” excuse.

If she had signed it off, “bless your little heart” it could have been equally southern. Nothing says Fuck You like a nice southern “Well, bless your heart...”

Neil Portnow: “Yeah. It’s not our problem you aren’t good enough. Try harder. Smile a little!”

there is never an acceptable time to wear sunglasses indoors

His comment makes me want to punch his face. I hope everyone starts boycotting the Grammys. Stop going. Show up in sweats. Win a Grammy and instead of a speech chuck it on the ground and leave.

As a short person with too much confidence once told me, “Height doesn’t mean anything when you’re both laying down.” (cannot confirm the validity of this statement)

I was thinking of my own fresh divorce, and how he made me feel like never enough. I wish you well and healing. And we are more than enough.

Today is the first anniversary after my divorce. It would have been 21 years. I’ve done pretty well today despite looking at my “on this day” notification on fb when I should have known better. Then I got to the clip of the women surrounding Kesha, and you could see the love and support that they were channeling to…

What a bold, progressive stance for the team to be taking in 1975.

I can’t believe you managed to dodge that bullet so long only to get shot anyways.

Damn you to hell. .You made me mental-picture Alec Baldwin in a dress. Now I have to figure out how to get bleach up into my brain box. Uuuugggghhhhh.

So in other words, boys will be boys. I hope you raise your sons better than that.

I second the nomination of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries! Terrific heroine, only light violence shown, and any misogynist characters are firmly dealt with. She’s the baddest flapper in all of 1920s Melbourne (and her outfits are also beyond fab).

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries? It’s mostly light and fairly humorous, although the first season does start right off with the main character confronting the guy who probably murdered her younger sister. I think the murder victims are pretty equally split in terms of gender.

You know what the world needs now?

I think I speak for all of us when I say

Your fixation on grammar fascinates me.

why are you here

One kid is kicking my ass, but I’m sure having enough money to hire nannys, cooks, maids, cleaners, personal shoppers, assistants, gardners, stylists, esthetician, hair dressers, makeup artists, tutors, drivers, and personal trainers helps.