Find two accountants who ABSOLUTELY EFFING HATE anything related to entertainment (every office has them) & let them be in charge. Problem solved.

I suppose this requires the legendary Joan Crawford shot (she stayed home and made them bring it to her!)

I love seeing the morning after Oscar glory photos. I like the one of Diablo Cody who posted this photo the day after she won an Oscar for Best Screenplay.

Give Faye Dunaway a do-over (sans Warren).

The term She-E-O should be outlawed. It undermines the credibility of a woman holding a management position as well as anyone that utters it.

Oh-ho! You’ve got him there! I don’t know what the fuck his justification for trying to have you killed or arrested is, but if you want to pursue this and you have the time, a stroll down to your local police station during business hours and a polite request to speak to a detective might get the ball rolling. You…

Why aren’t you asking “Why didn’t Aansari stop when she told him to?”

You are awesome. I hope my daughter feels confident enough in herself to leave when she’s uncomfortable or not feeling her date. I pray she feels like you.

She said she didn’t want to — She said she wasn’t into it. She didn’t want to leave because despite being creepy aggressive she may have thought the date was going well, and when he listened to her and slowed down for X amount of time she may have thought the situation was diffused — until his dick made another…

This turned up to 11. I’ve had to practice not nervously laughing when someone makes a stupid joke. I’ve had to practice telling people they’re wrong. I’ve had to practice telling people they are out of line and I’ll report them. That happened with full support from friends, family, colleagues and superiors. Stripped…

Honestly? As a mom of 3 AND someone who just took an international flight with said 3.... I don’t think that screaming an expletive in their face would be a good idea, but turning around and saying something like “do you mind? Stop that.” Would probably stop most kids dead in their tracks. I mean, unless it’s an…

What if they’re screaming bloody murder and punching my seat across the duration of a 6 hour flight (my current situation)?

So you take an episode from a show that in a decent world should not exist, featuring a person who should by all rights be spurned, and feature a moment that makes her seem absolutely charming and may even get me to watch the show? What are you, some kind of pop culture writer?

.............came here for this...........

Someone needs to let Jewel know that another person with small hands has made us all profoundly not okay.

You know shes Irish right!? ...not british 😒

That’s Extremely Worrying: The US School System

This makes me sad. I love malls. I love getting a bucket of pretzel hot dog bites and a cinnabon and then going into a Barnes & Noble and read books all day.

Unless people are hurrying to and fro exclaiming “Bah!” and “It’s just not done!” and “I say, are you mad!?”, this just isn’t much of a brouhaha. Anyone for tea?

Question: is this orchestra available for staff meetings, presentations, job interviews, holidays, vacations, dates, my dinner table, and happy hours?