You and I have very different memories of the effect the Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill hearings had. I was 40 at the time and it seemed to me that things really didn’t change that much at all. And I remember how Anita Hill was just almost universally crucified by men for her testimony, and by some women as well.

ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkk this guyyyyy and, in case you forgot,

Something I just realised: handjob and blowjob are called jobs, because there is no pleasure at all for the one doing the job. It is one sided. It is usually done only for the reason to make him finally stop pressuring for sex. there, you have your orgasm, now leave.

Urgh.

Well, his public image prior to this was as the guy who was not a threat or disgustingly porn-y.

babies can’t date. only one baby at a time fits in the cozy coupe.

Counting’s for servants. Nanny notices such things. Goodman, our porter at school, notices such things.

I know. She went to all that trouble to invent an extra child - and there were only supposed to be four of them anyway. *cue Alanis Morrisette*

I believe she’s flaunting them—holding them up saying “See these puppies? They’re all mine”.

THINK UP YOUR OWN INSULT, JK!

DON’T BE SUCH A BOOB PUNCH, TINA!

What are you TALKING about?! Jaden and Willow Smith were educated in Scientology and look how they’ve turn-oh, sorry never mind.

When I think of Kate and Gwyneth being friends, all I can think of is Kate giving her a huge box of Fabletics apparel and Gwen being like “oh it’s so cute” and pushing it away with the edge of her shoe, “I’ll just try it on later.....”

Maybe you could put a swiffer on it? Two birds and all that...

I try to clean, but goddamn you have no idea how tiring it gets hauling around this penis all day.

Really press it in there to make sure it stays.

This is why parents have got to teach their sons to do their own damn housework.

Thanks for the clip! I can’t wait to see the entire interview. I’m simultaneously fascinated and disgusted by these people...they have access to the exact same media and internet we all do and they still believe this shit?

I am so naive about stupid sex things a lot of the times. I didn’t realize that blink 182 album take off your pants and jacket meant like JACK IT like jacking off until a few years ago

ugh some gross guy once asked me and my friends if we had cats and we were like uh yeah of course (we all are legitimate cat pet owners) and then he goes “are any of them hairless?” and ALL OF US ALL FOUR 23 YEAR OLD WOMEN ALL OF US go “uh no” BECAUSE WE THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT OUR PETS

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