Not food related, but my favorite of my own dumb criminal experiences was when I worked at Best Buy many moons ago. I worked in the Home Theater department and the register for that department was in what we nicknamed the "dark alley" of the store — it was set all the way in the back corner and surrounded by large TV…

Might be a teeny bit of spina....oh, never mind, nope, nothing there. Seriously. There's nothing. What were you saying again? Where are you going? THERE'S NO MIRROR IN THAT BATHROOM, I *TOLD* YOU THIS WAS A DIVE BAR.

Do you feel grey? I really think of you more as a sunset blue, but if you're feeling grey let me know and I shall sing you a song or two.

My dad trotted out onto the softball field for a church league game with a pair of my mom's hot pink panties "static clinging" to the back of his uniform pants. It was a dark day for the whole family.

Everyone knows morning radio DJs are wildcard mavericks who exist above the law [insert fart sound effect here]

No it's also a political statement about the instability of the dollar

I just imagine she's thinking, "Hey, Y'all"! over and over and over...

I dance like Elaine on Seinfeld. I regret nothing.

"So I sez to him, I sez..."

DAISY YOU HAD ONE JOB.

HONEY! BRING ME THOSE COPPER WIRES, THE BOX OF CHRISTMAS STUFF AND ALL THE TINFOIL YOU CAN FIND. I'M HAVING SUPER GREAT IDEAS FOR SOME PROPER HOME IMPROVEMENT. YOU'LL LOVE IT.

I think you just answered your own question! They are clearly very versatile.

Vaugely decent but mostly over-hyped?

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I tried, they laughed and kept eating my food.

Ask the fruit flies to pay rent. No fruit fly should be allowed free room and board. However, if they can't afford it, I recommend asking them to leave.

Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.

She's so relateably-fashionable (Just go with it). She makes you feel like if you could just drag your lazy ass out of bed 40 minutes earlier (or at least 10 minutes before you're going to miss the bus) you could look like her. She's inspirational because her style is attainable. And then you remember you're 20lbs…

Di got sick of her job so did what the fuck she liked, Kate likes her job and does what's she's told. She knew exactly what she was marrying into.