They hadn't heard that you'd given up on it yet. I'm sure it will be cancelled immediately.

In my timeline, she moved to Fresno and became a Hooter's waitress, but that's the darkest version, so I'm sure it was better here.

Kristen Bell speaks so much truth. I can't, for the life of me, understand women who love pregnancy. It was a means to an end for me. Thank god my son is funny and adorable as a kitten gif, otherwise I would have had to ask for a refund.

I would like to officially ask your comment's father for its hand in marriage.

I'm a dinosaur. We don't chase people. Especially not those getting married. It's a happy occasion and we don't want to ruin it. This is reinforcing the stereotype that were all just blood thirsty carnivores. I myself happen to enjoy kale.

I never knew I wanted to get married until this story. Did he say, "God, I hate it when I'm right" at any point?

My husband was driving the kids to school and was cut off and yelled "bitch" Our son immediately started repeating it and my husband goes "No, no, I said Betty. She's a Betty" The next time he got cut off in traffic again, my son asked "Was that Betty again?"

We mostly pitch ideas for posts to an editor, but sometimes they pitch to us. It often depends on interests, like Erin writes a lot about politics and Tracie writes a lot about TV because that's what they're into. I get pitched a lot of comedy stuff because I write and perform comedy on my own. Sometimes we deviate…

This goes beyond pet peeve into full outrage. Seriously dictionary, you had one job.

"As a woman with vast resources, I'm proud to embrace my body - which will be fixed by personal trainers and plastic surgery soon after I give birth - through all stages of life. Staying fearless and confident - because I don't have to worry about astronomical medical bills and a few unpaid weeks off from work - in…

Don't get your feathers ruffled over it. I just don't want to duck the issue.

Well, maybe I'm just old and jaded. After all, it did save the bird from a grizzly fate.

Ugh, your comment is so unbearable!

God, it's an ALRIGHT video, but it's not like it's anything to crow about.

It crushed my soul to see 'Disney' above the title rather than 'Sondheim'.

Girl I think it's gonna be ok. I was very worried about the singing - but then someone on the Interwebs made this video:

I'd go watch it, but I heard they make you constantly stand up and sit back down again during the movie.

I've been wanting to use this.

Are they sure they really want to start this? A Barbie fight will only end with a giant six-year-old grabbing them each by the legs and smashing them into each other until she gets bored or it's snack time.