"Footy?"

Imagine a non-USA accent having person singing literally any other song ever. I try really hard to sing with my broad Aussie bogan accent but even I forget and lapse sometimes.

I LOVE when Brits sing with their British accent instead of throwing on a fake US accent. He scores points for that from me.

I think the cossies v swimmers issue is the one most likely to erupt in violence.... unless we just all end going to the beach and having a barbie on the free bbqs and realising no worries she'll be right mate.

Kourtney??

SO many corkscrew curls. SO much blue steel.

True that.

Yeah, it's really very bad.

Ikr! I saw a pic of Xtina when she was super young and it surprised me too. I don't think Britney was ever stick thin like that.

PLEASE CAN SOMEBODY FUND THIS. (4 months preg and still have morning sickness)

OOH my mother in law has excellent card signing shade. She writes "Love from Mum/[her initial] and Dad/[f.i.l initial]." This making it clear that they are my husbands parents, but I merit only a first initial.

More background please.

Oh no. I have a son. He's only 2 but he is the cutest cutest yummiest little guy ever. I think I am totally going to be like this when he gets older and starts seeing people. Because he's my baby! I made him! Already when I say "I love you" he puts his tiny chubby baby hands on my face and says "Mama STOP". I'm there…

FLAWLESS.

I can kind of understand it in that I think it might be a natural impulse that's crazily twisted. Like I have a toddler, and I have a COMPULSION to snuggle his chubby little baby face whenever I see him, I just love him so much I want to be physically close to him all the time. And I never really considered myself a…

I mean, I'll just take all of those actually. I'm not fussy.

I just asked people to buy a book for my future baby and write a nice inscription. I bought all the actual baby stuff myself, I wanted to choose it! Also no gross games were allowed.

Hah! At my old church, there were several young, good looking, single male pastors on the staff, and evidently things had gotten to a point where it was serious enough for our pastor to say (in each of the seven services he took across a weekend) "Girls, stop believing that God has told you that you will marry these…

Narrate the movie/documentary of your life? Or just follow you around commentating over your shoulder? Because I would pay to see either.

Why why whyyyyyyyy do I click on these bad-parenting articles when I know my crazy pregnancy hormones will have me sobbing by the end of the first para???