I love your comment about compliments to yourself. Thank you for sharing that. I'm going to try that. I'm pregnant right now and due to illness I am stacking on the weight like nobodies business. No cute baby bump here, just fat. I feel awful. If I knew someone else in this situation I would be so lenient but for…

Can you imagine that though? That would be awesome.

CLASSIC ALLEN.

You might be. Is your arm tingling? Wait, that's heart attack. Damn, I should have read all those forwards my mum keeps sending me about how to handle magical emergencies while by yourself! I think you should cough repeatedly to keep your heart going. DAMMIT that's heart attack again. Sorry alconleigh, I think you're…

I've got a Porsche!

You had a good run though.

While on a luxury picnic, duh.

Pinkham, I like the cut of your jib. This is why we are regulars here.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

Can you come and do mine after yours? This looks totally cute and I can never be bothered doing my nails. And I don't even have any nail polish. Totally under equipped.

I've seen some pics where the person holds the nail polish bottle in their hand for the picture and it looks soooo much nicer, and immediately my hands feel happier and less claw like.

Yes exactly, in incredible pain and holding your clawed hands to the sky while screaming out "Whhhyyyyyyyyy wwwwwhhhhhhyyyyyy" etc.

"Make a jerk-off gesture." You are KILLING me with this! That's exactly what bugs me about nail tutorials, the claw-like jerk off gesture. I like this place.

That'll sure teach HER.

Oh God. I hope you didn't giver her your real name, or any reason to dislike you.

Oh I didn't spot the link before. I'll go read now! Very interesting. Thank you.

Why do you have it? Not snarking, genuinely curious.

She did come off as aloof but that could also be her being uncomfortable. I've had people tell me that they thought I was rude, when in fact I was super shy bordering on full blown social anxiety panic attack status. I could imagine that she would feel put in the spotlight in a totally different way.

She is consistently so classy. I think she's amazing. I waver between 'leave her out of the trash mags and let her be the serious lawyer that she is', and 'profile her in every magazine and give girls something to aspire to other than doing a sex tape and getting "famous" for that'. You never asked to be our role…

I had that feeling with the Blues Brothers sequel (yes I am old). They got Belushi's brother and added a kid, I saw the movie posters and my heart broke a little. I never watched it, I love the original way too much.