I'm going to try these, thank you! I do actually have a Seafolly one piece, I forget what it was called. I love how it fit across my stomach but the padding was so extreme and I don't think it can be removed. I might double check it, bring it back out of exile ;-) Thank you for sharing your knowledge, you are very…

Talk to me about big belly (it's just where I carry my weight) and almost nothing to talk of up top? I am always stumped and hatttttttte padded swimwear (always sucks up half the ocean) so I basically stopped swimming.

Why is this?? My mum persists in an unflattering short cut that she always complains about, but won't grow her hair out. She cut it at about 45. I'm 10 years off that and no way.

Oh God, I am so desperate for her tell-all book to come out one day. I don't care if I'm 80, I will read the SHIT out of it.

But when something says "x extract", if x is a natural product, how is the extract not natural? The process used to extract it? I am interested.

I have two very close friends and one family member who are suffering from serious, debilitating depression and related issues (paranoia, anxiety, insomnia, ugh), and either refuse to take medication or continually make their own decision to wean themselves off it against the advice of their doctors. It drives me…

Heck yes. 100 years ago I would have died in childbirth. I don't get it when people talk about how fab things used to be. Rose coloured blinders.

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.

Then my work here is done. *tips hat*

CLASSIC ALBERT.

I like the cut of your jib!

Where are her nipples? The longer I look the more freaked out I get for her. Lady WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!

Stop spreading this nasty rumour please!

Classic Jen.

Let me know if you ever need a +1!

Arms akimbo I LIKE YOU. You will do well here.

I tried to explain this to my husband last night and he Could. Not. Understand. He kept saying that he wants equality the same as everyone, but if feminists keep pushing women forward that isn't equality, as men and women should both be equal, and feminists want women to be put first. YOU GUYS he is a lovely,…

I think that should be one of the answers on a magic 8 ball.

Oh, bit harsh Burt. Maybe just naughty step for ten minutes?

I like the cut of your jib.