Oh good God. That. Is. Awful.

Not sure if you've jinxed yourself, I hope not. Maybe put some signs up saying that you have surveillance cameras that upload to YouTube?

That's... that's awful behaviour.

People actually shit...?? No. Tell me that was said for comic effect, or TELL US THE STORIES!!

"You look like a little girl again!" JUST what every lady wants to hear on her wedding day...??

I brought my sisters, and they were flat out honest, which is what I needed. When I fell in love with an ultra expensive beautiful gown with a matching lace shrug, they told me that if I bought that dress I would have to extend the length of my wedding reception by at least three hours to make it worth spending that…

Dude! I just put on 6kg in 12 weeks. I can feel myself getting funnier and more famous BY THE MINUTE.

Tell me about Eos?? I see them in all the cool music videos. Is it actually amazing or does it just pay out a shedload for product placement in lieu of actually being any good?

Sponsored by a diamond company? "You might look shit but at least your diamonds will sparkle!"

I read that it was something to do with gaining custody. She was always the one holding Suri even if the family was photographed together, and I think she made a point of being photographed regularly with Suri when. Tom was off doing movies. That was apparently to help if there should be a custody battle. Not sure why…

Why not? Is it Nutella related?

But discrimination IS the funnest! Right? Those discriminaters look like the biggest barrels of laughs ever!

I'm preggers right now and totally craving Burger King whopper with cheese (no pickle, no onion). I would totally rather the burger than the cash.

BLASPHEMY!!

ALL public places?? I'd vote for that.

Collier did you ever follow up with a complaint to the Opera company theatre?

If I could post gifs from this device I would do the Clueless one with "That was way harsh Tai."

Yes! You get me.

I am immediately 100% sold on your theory.

I like saying girlfriends because it pisses off my super conservative homophobic parents in law, so I won't stop #sorrynotsorry