Is the band made out of burlap and ground down mason jars?

My brother in law used to work with the police, training detectives. He told me that he always found out the names of his course attendees beforehand and scoped them out on social media. He would then ask them what they thought criminals could find out about them, then put up on the screen a picture of someones wife.…

If you're documenting every detail then you are doing it wrong. I thought we all knew that you just get the most picturesque, staged moments, filter the shit out of them, add #blessed, and pretend that your whole life is that pretty?

Your comment was a joy to read. It just went up and up, and then it went up some more! 10/10 would have the same meds as you.

I hope they are all fat and lonely, those bastards.

I fell asleep on the sofa while chatting to my mother in law. I didn't know I was pregnant yet, that was one of my first clues!

Me too! I'm on second time round now and I hadn't remembered this from first time. Now that I have a toddler to look after day sleeps are very difficult so I noticed way more. Luckily I have had a range of family members to take him during the day so I could sleep.

Cut those people out of your life. They are terrible and you should never see them again, obviously.

Pregmancy unicorns!! (Have you seen What to Expect when you're expecting? Bit hilarious) My sister has no nausea, barely any weight gain, is wearing cute little maternity shorts and going to the beach. I'm bingeing on noodles and cheese toasties, nauseous and vomiting many many times a day, just got my first…

I didn't have PPD and I cried when my husband started on the explanations for the car seat and pram. So fucking complicated, I have fifteen short minutes before the parasite wakes up again, just let me sleeeeeeeepppppp....

Dude. I had icecream and iced chocolate for lunch yesterday, it's -2 degrees where I live. Pregnancy makes us crazy people, it just does. Those smug non-pregnant people just don't understand.

I am with you on the CARBS 24/7 and veggie sushi, sister. I'm 13 weeks. Nauseous pregnant lady empathy right here.

OH GOD PANCAKES. I have been craving them for weeks and hit some yesterday and they were GROSS. I cried. I don't mind admitting it. Pregnant lady hormones have taken over.

Australian here. I got 4 months full pay, which I took as 8 months at half pay. The government also adds a payment in too. My work were obliged to offer me part time work, which I took. It STAGGERS me that businesses don't understand the massive drain on resources that it is to lose happy, engaged employees. I love…

You look lovely!

IKR! Her posture says "I like you but get out of my personal space!"

Good rant. 10/10. Would listen to more rants.

I like the way they make me look, but they hurt my stomach and give me gas so for the sake of my social life I had to stop wearing them.

Wait until you see how they handle the child's first birthday. It cracks me up to see these formerly normal friends present these elaborately over the top Pinterest-perfect parties for a baby who has no idea what's going on.

You don't know monkeyjeebus' moms life.