Dreadful people. Dreadful. I have no further words for how dreadful I find this.

IN the cake? Like, baked into a cupcake? That is fuckery. Don't give me cake and then make it a prop retrospectively. Anyone who messes with cake is off my Christmas card list.

Hey, I'm sorry for your loss. That sounds rough to deal with.

I think they might have dosed the audience up with happy gas.

You have my vote. I'll even do some door knocking on your behalf, if you need. Can you also have some sort of proposal about free carrot cake for the masses? I really like carrot cake and I just always thought there should be some sort of drive to get more of it out there. Mostly to me.

You make a valid point.

Oh God. I don't have external genitals but your comment made me cross my legs. I think my ovaries may have retreated upwards too.

You just outclassed us all. Good night. I'm done.

I like you and the way you think! You sound like a good egg. You know, for a BFPP.

Way too classy. Or, I get it, you're worried telling the joke might get you sent back to the greys? I've been here four years and I'm banished here in grey. I feel you Footsteps, I FEEL YOU.

Funny how the "reason" changes but the outcome is still the same.

I'm afraid to say that it's nearly EVERY site I found about trying to conceive. Anywhere there were comments, there were people talking about BD and babydust. It is gross.

OF COURSE she will! (But taking a few screenshots for the cloud can't hurt right?)

I think it might even be shade.

Right???! All the women on there will frequently wish each other "baby dust", which if we're putting in context of a "baby dance" just seemed gross somehow to me. Not my cup of tea at all.

I almost don't want to tell you... but you taught me BPP so here goes: the trying to conceive boards refer to having sex as doing the "baby dance", hence BD. It's so gross and infantilising that it made me stop reading. All these grown women wishing each other "baby dust!" and discussing doing the baby dance, ugh.

That kid has moxie, and I like him.

NAILED IT.

Oh jeez. I have just got my head around the DS, DD, DH bullshit. I visited a few TTC boards until "BD" made me vom too hard to see the screen anymore!

Can we get one about a secret signal if your bra strap is showing or you have something in your teeth though?