It's not more hellish for you. It's not. You have the option to put your noise cancelling headphones in, watch a movie, sink some drinks, and fall asleep.

That guy is a dickhead and I wish I could find him and kick him.

Tbh I'm not even convinced it's the same person. Even the other sister is staring at them with a marked level of incredulity.

I don't mind admitting it, I cried a bit.

I need more details on this.

I have just discovered my new life goal: to build up a black glow. I think I'll just look like a sook, frankly.

Uber have said that dates from the cbd are free now.

He's totally pooing right there.

THIS IS MAGNIFICENT.

Please give us instruction on this look.

Oh man. At my old job I used to get a Lindt hot choc from there every morning. My friends are in lockdown too. I hope your Mum is okay.

Ooh I took $5 from my Dad once and the guilt has stuck with me TO THIS DAY. Iamsolame.

She forgot you? That sounds awful, I'm so sorry.

I totally just did that didn't I. /guiltyface emoticon/

I think I was like that once. Prams used to get in my way and annoy the crap out of me. I've had my comeuppance many times over now. People are jerks and I bet your baby is lovely!

This NEVER gets old. Or any better.

What is a mushroom hunter? Is it like the Crocodile Hunter?

Are you me, perhaps? I attract these people too. I spend a lot of time drawing people out, waiting til I feel like we've built up a relationship, then finally opening up a bit, only to find out that they would rather cut in with "Well, when I..." and I'm like, but we already talked about you remember? Me now. You ask…

Transport for London have these badges that say "Baby on board", and I got one while travelling. I took it home and wore it bloody everywhere. I would front up to people and be like "Pregnant. Move." I must say that for the first few months after I had my baby I missed that trump card. I found that while the world…

GOOD GOD there should be some good stories coming out of this. I await your dispatches soldier!