Oh God can you imagine?

Nooooooooooo! Somebody make me stop reading!! *keeps reading*

You said it all.

Oh my GOD.

Damn, I was going to do a 7 straight months of morning sickness #humblebrag barf story, but you have got this one on lock buddy.

I also found that once me & now-husb got engaged, we all of a sudden had huge arguments about everything. EVERYTHING. Other engaged friends told us it was the same for them. When I really analysed it, I think it was a bit of a sense of complacency, but in a good way. Like, you can finally be yourself and say what you…

If I had have been there with you,I would have punched her for you.

I would read the shit out of that!

Noted. Now to find the producer of Family Feud. And a bag of lemons.

Would a bag of apples do, in a pinch? Asking for a friend.

A secret, invisible, anonymous badge of honour.

If you ever watch a show called Bondi Rescue from Australia, it's basically the same thing. Just tourist after tourist getting towed out by rips, while the lifeguards pick them up and bring them back to shore. The kicker to that show though, is that the bogan Aussie lifeguards always shake their heads in condescending…

My father in law PROUDLY tells how as a father of two children, he changed one nappy, once, to prove he could, then never did another one again. Upon telling this story he always laughs uproariously. He does not notice that over the years less and less people laugh with him. I'm glad times are changing.

THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN ugh sorry got caps-rage there.

I'm not cool enough to understand the mark from the gang part. What does it mean?

I agree... and yet... still feel better when my dude is home. But then on the other hand, when he's not here it's just me and my baby, and I am absolutely *hyper* alert all night! aware as fuck that if someone broke in it's just ME protecting my child. Having someone else there totally releases me from that fear. I…

Oh yeah, Darkchild 2000 for sure. I can't help but think that a good producer should make the song better, not do the audible equivalent of graffiting all over it. #grumpyoldwoman

Of course it's a classic, I would never dispute that... but... I can't stand this formula where these (usually female) singers let a bloke talk over the top of their song. Not the rap in the middle, all the assorted other chatter. I mean, what is all of his rambling adding to the song? Maybe it's a 90's thing. My…

Something TERRIBLE and grammar-related may have happened to them as a child, leaving both of then unable to properly communicate using the norms of our society. I mean, it's possible.

Was there a goodbye post that I missed? I heard about her leaving on GOMI, not here.