What you did with those words there, that is diabolical. I salute you.

I was going to take umbrage to your slur on blueberry scones just now, as I have just been baking some myself. But then I remembered that I made blackberry cupcakes, similar but different. So, slur away my friend, slur away.

I had seven months of it in my first pregnancy. Hang in there buddy, you'll get through it. ((INTERNET HUGS))

I'm going to go ahead and assume he left flaming footprints and a smoke shaped outline of himself, Road Runner style.

Came here for this, wasn't disappointed.

Ha! I still remember the time my mum called me a filthy guttersnipe. She's a kindergarten teacher and very good at insults that aren't actually insulting or sweary, but they sure still sound like it. Dingbat was a regular at our place. I'm going to fit right in to your family. I'm going to practice getting out of the…

I like that you call your kids wankers. We are probably the same age, but could you be my parent? You sound fun.

There's still time. Never say never. She'll meet the right guy and she'll change her mind.

Since June. JUNE.

Oh are we critiquing each other now? I'll go next. Um, I like something about you but I don't like that other thing. Did I do it right?

Came here to say this exact same thing. I'm just not quick enough off the mark to have original comments these days. *mumbles about whippersnappers*

I pin stuff, and I like to see stuff other people have pinned. I just can't figure out how they make money from that. How do they afford all the twee? Twee can be pricey. There's all the burlap to consider, for one thing.

Has anyone started a GoFundMe for this yet?

Okay, now you are funny AND noble, rescuing us from the murky grey depths. Good job dude.

I have blocked that part from my mind and it never happened and I never smelled it and you were probably delusional.

Nicely said.

Ugh. I had a csection and the nurse sat by my head and stroked my hair. So sorry to hear that yours was a jerk. So good to hear that you were in a fit enough state to know your rights and insist on them! I was so delirious with exhaustion and drugs and pain that when I heard a baby cry my first thought was "who the…

I like your attitude pal. And you get extra points for the comment about the numbing spray. 10/10.

WHAT. Why would they restrain your arms dude?? That sounds awful.