Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......

When it's over: no more heartburn, you can sleep on your back (or your front!), if you drop something you can pick it up yourself, no strange cravings, no kicks in the ribs when you're trying to sleep, 100x infinity cuddles with a gorgeous baby that you made yourself from scratch. You will be great x

I am so disappointed! I was hoping for something dramatic and breathtaking. This is pretty meh.

I like you.

Oh , well though, in his defence, monkeys love bananas. Wait, no, still doesn't help.

APPLAUSE

I love you Adultosaur. I think about your puppy story every time I see you comment.

I'm not Jewish, or a teacher, but I am in a bad mood. Can I help with the slapping too?

As am I old chap! G&T's all round!

Fashion is TIRING dammit.

Yeah, you go do some sit-ups. *eats rest of donut*

This gif is relevant to my feelings on this topic.

I've heard that too, but I think that her body shape is underrepresented on red carpets and in magazines. We're used to seeing the Jennifer Anniston, Katherine Heigl, Charlize Theron, etc etc body shape, which is the tall, lean, model like shape. So Kim immediately looks out of place, even though in real life if you…

I love how open he is about being an adoring dad. I think that's powerful.

STAY STRONG

I like that Kim is repping for women who are not tall with small breasts. We have enough of them to look at.

Oh, I just like that she's smiling, instead of doing that 'fashion is painful' squinty pout.

Hmm, you make some relevant points here.

Prior to pushing your glasses up, were you giving this mother a good hard stare? I like to think so.

Asses are the new boobs? Huzzah! I am finally on trend.