I love this movie. You know that in the end the wedding crasher couple get married, and some new quirky rando couple crash THEIR wedding, leading to humorous eyerolls and a montage under the credits of the three couples going on group holidays.

Did you just call the bride an idiot for being upset that random people crashed her party? I'd be upset if it happened to me. You might not. That doesn't make me an idiot and you not an idiot. That just makes us all different.

That punctuation made my heart flutter.

NEVER let a hyphen slide. Thus begins the short slide down to the apocalypse.

OI OI OI!!!

I like your style.

I'LL GET THE PITCHFORKS.

UGH. Let's storm out and slam the door shall we?

OH can we just type our gifs now? I love it when things go meta.

I just found out that my grandmother died from a Facebook post by my cousin. Fucking millennials.

I have a little boy whose hair is the same colour as this boy, and I just spent ten minute ugly-crying. I just want to go get this boy and hug him and make him a big plate of spaghetti. And give him a warm blanket and a teddy bear. This got me right in the feels.

Crowe is WAY worse. The Jo-Bro was lame but relatively inoffensive. Crowe is pompous and terrible. Like, proactively terrible.

Damn. I was coming here to say exactly that. NOW what is there to snark about? NOTHING. JEEZ.

Not a sitcom, but a movie, because there HAS to be a kick-ass predictable-as-hell twist at the end. Like, the washed up star becomes HER assistant. Or she plays herself in a film version of her life and the washed up star (who was a total mega bitch) does not get cast as herself, missing out on the role to her arch…

UGH. My feelings on Russell Crow in Les Mis remain a constant "WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY".

Whyyyyyyy can't the Christians get this message? I keep telling myself that we only hear about the assholes, but those assholes are really muddying the water for the rest.

Wow, let's hear more about her, she sounds amazing!

She has a point. He kind of reminds me of a brunette Glinda the good witch right there.

Why aren't I wearing a caftan on a yacht? Brb, examining life choices.

So for the purposes of statistics, you're saying I should hire a limo for every 100th time? I'm listening.