+1000 internet points for the most incredibly appropriate gif. And I'll award you a bonus 500 points for getting the word 'shitty' into your comment too.

Oh they are! I've been adding grated carrot and oatmeal, and even a handful of blueberries too. Trying to sneak extra fruit and veggies into my diet, and trick my little boy into eating more too! I made a double batch, so I can totally spare a couple for you too.

Is that how you get out of the greys? Bribery and corruption? Wish I'd known this earlier. I could bake some nice muffins for anyone who would get me out of the greys, would that work? Apple ones with brown sugar and choc chips, so you know, reasonably good for you.

NICE TRY Kate, but you're not tricking me into watching anything that means I have to hear Bieber music!

Hey, MEANIE! Let's believe in true love and happy endings. Or let's pretend to for a bit anyway.

I just made a one-person chocolate cake in a mug. It's a really big mug.

You're the doctor.

I think you've got something there. Now, where's some cake and pizza...

I fell for it so hard that I watched it twice!! And then I watched the Britney doco and wished she had even half of the moxie that Katy has. They KIND OF tried to make the Britney one look like she was totally in charge but it was a real half hearted attempt and it was so unconvincing.

Just cats wearing wigs and lipstick.

I'll do some chips and dips too, it sounds like it could be a long night.

I don't know anything about Sallie Mae, but that party sounds like fun, can I come?

I so wish you had let her write it!

I leave a conversation if someone starts doing it. You're right, it's just baiting, and I can't stand that kind of conversation.

Oh a God, isn't "I'm just playing devils advocate" really just a substitute for "I'm a jerk"?

Denial! An excellent strategy.

Hahahaha that is so funny! I wish I knew how to do gifs, I would do some awesome one here to show just how excellent that story is :-) What happened next?!

Those bastards.

My favourite part of your comment was when you said 'the Tesco'. Best. But please, yes, let's have this show.