Under their head. You meant UNDER their head, right?

That is LITERALLY my nightmare. Literally.

I'm going to give it a go! Thank you for the inspiration.

Ugh if there's a vending machine in your hotel you totally need to instruct your PA to book you a swankier place next time. Or your butler. I like to send my people to the suite a day beforehand so they can fluff the pillows to my liking and get the champagne properly chilled. I suggest you do the same next time!

It's a noble task, a noble task indeed.

Enjoy it! Enjoy it on behalf of all of us who haven't made it yet, you owe that much to us. #foreveragrey

Report back here in exactly three day to tell us the name, you can't just leave us hanging like that!

Room service explains EVERYTHING.

Hm. I guess for you it's like being asked to choose which is your favourite child. Give me a top three recommendation list for someone who may possibly have not seen any Burt Reynolds films before? Asking for a friend, obvs.

You make a really good case actually! And that is so true about eating processed foods being way worse than those watery pre cut carrot sticks. Seriously, why are they so bad? So you snack on raw broccoli and cauliflower? I've only ever had it cooked. Is it nice raw? I'd want to dip it in a bucket of hummus! Hey…

Rebecca, what is YOUR favourite Burt Reynolds movie?

I am currently grappling with buying pre cut vegetables. On one hand, it seems like such a waste to spend extra when I could do it myself, but on the other hand, if it's not easy I just don't do it, I go get some toast instead! I like your tips, especially the bit salad every night.

SamBarge, 100 pounds is phenomenal! I have weight to lose and yet I cannot stop EATING! Can you say what worked for you to stop eating shit? I'm generally okay with meals but I snack on rubbish.

I wanted mine to keep it's tail. Imagine how cool you'd be in the school playground if you had a tail! You would totally rule the monkey bars, for a start.

OH i have that teacup in pink, I feel internet famous!

Oh no. No, that's not alright at all.

What do you mean?

I think you're being an optimist, and I like that. I always want to try to see if there's a way that maybe someone didn't have bad intentions. Don't let the onslaught of people calling you trolls overwhelm you. Ultimately, it's such a sad story, and whatever the motivations behind what happened, the result is that a…

I really like the way you think, and the questions you ask. Thanks for engaging on this without being judgey. Again, I'm not bible scholar, I definitely don't read my bible enough, and wouldn't want to debate theology with anyon but I do love to discuss it with people who know a lot. Someone told me once (and I very…

Wow, this is a really good post. Especially for someone who is facing getting kicked into the crotch for that award I gave you, sorry about that. Posting on the internet about faith generally brings out the worst in people so I definitely got a sinking feeling when I saw I had a reply but thanks for being pretty great…