In many cases, it's the church that is discriminating, not the religion. I'm a Christian, I follow Jesus, and he did not say to discriminate so I don't (as best as I can). My church doesn't tell it's members to discriminate. Some do. Please don't judge us all because of the craziness of the vocal naysayers. Lots of us…

More stories about your dad! Can we get him a sitcom?

This is the best thing in the WORLD!!

Burn!

Yeah, no. I can't laugh at jokes at my expense very well AT ALL, but I don't think it's because I'm stuck up. I think it's because I have a very thin skin and I only hear jokes as criticism. I don't think stuck up is a very fair automatic assumption. I mean, she could be, for all I know, but I don't think it's a…

It's like there's a whole heap of in-jokes here that I just don't get. Let us in on the joke!

I hope you tweeted that.

UGH. That's all I can say about that, just UGH.

How does the church encourage women to be teases?

But the snot NEVER ENDS!!

Yes it's okay if it's a friend, because my friends would never do anything gross, and it's okay if it's a hotel because I'm paying for it and they clean the room every day. That's my logic and I'm sticking to it.

I am the oldest grandchild of 20 grand kids, and I had to wait until I was 28 and married to get to the adults table. Then when my next oldest cousin (20) complained, the kids table was ABOLISHED and now we all sit together. INJUSTICE. The injustice of the kids/adults table divide irks me still!!

That was a REALLY easy to guess pseudonym ;-)

TELL STORIES! Use pseudonyms if you have to. OOH, but make them easy to guess ones so we can secretly know who you're talking about. GO!

It's sleep deprivation, really. It's absolute, bone-weary, heavy-limbed, brain-fogging, exhaustion. We are keeping it together enough to get out of the house and put baby in the pram because it's the only way he'll sleep and even if I have to walk round and round the block at least he'll sleep... sorry if we forget to…

You forgot where you write a book (under a saucy pseudonym of course) about being besties with royalty, sell the film rights and make your second fortune. And can I please read that book?

Yes, please explain so I don't have to google!!

Hmmmm the danger of commenting on a story about any form of punctuation is that the internet will show up and correct your punctuation. I think you should have had a comma after 'old' and a question mark instead of the last full stop.

I'm not agreeing with OP but it's not offensive in all countries.

Pants are so two thousand and LATE.