Passively? No, they run, in slow motion, hand in hand, pointing at random nothings! This is every girls dream. You knew that, right?

BUT WEBSTERS SAYS

BUT WEBSTERS SAYS

A21 has some good notes on this: http://www.thea21campaign.org/content/articl…

Ooh, good pick up. I just read about poor Evelyn McHale. I googled her and the first website that came up told her story, then went on to say that the only reason people ever visit his site was to read about Evelyn McHale. I pity-read a few more entries after that but my heart wasn't in it.

I've really been hoping Brooke Mueller isn't insane, mostly because I think she's pretty and I feel sorry for her kids, which I admit is no basis for determining someone's mental health. What did you see that made you think she was crazy?

"It's hummus you knob" best line ever. Please put this on a t-shirt or make this the name of your memoirs.

MORNING ANGLE!

It's a date! I'll bring the popcorn. And the vodka. And maybe some powdered donuts?

Uhh, I think you mean what a waste of CHEESECAKE!

Yes. I'll guest-contribute a chapter on 'The Grossest Things I Have Had To Pick Up With My Bare Hands'.

YES. In Australia we often say something is ordinary to mean not very good, like "Did you hear what he said? That was a bit ordinary." Also the word average can be used the same way. I've always liked the way it kind of damns something with sheer everydayness. Very understated and I like it.

I can only hear Britney's voice calling it a "Lambor-ginny" now. Can't be unheard.

Oh God, the awkward desperate attempts to be socially upwardly mobile through hashtag overuse. I know a few of them and I PITY them. Pity. Allow me to pity your friend too. Possible scornfully. Please feel free to #join #me.

I know! For me too! And I couldn't help but wonder why we aren't hearing more people in authority seriously talking about this. I don't understand the world.

I like your interpretation and I will henceforth read it so, which is already making my whole life better.

I laughed and laughed and laughed! Two little Uniques, that's perfect.

I mean, could they not even give them chairs for the hallway? Why are they lolling on their backpacks?! Half done indeed. And the communal pool of tiaras! Well, how common.

I read an article recently that said male rapists (it specified rapists, iirc) commonly believe that most other males would do the same thing in their situation, thereby absolving themselves of guilt. "It's what everyone else would have done!" The article spoke about the responsibilities of parents to teach boys not…

All of these things I have said to myself. She got to go to Europe, she wore pretty dresses, she painted pretty paintings, but it still comes down to this: Jo was the best, and she had to marry a crusty old broke professor, when she should have married Laurie.