It's would have been an appropriate response.

I love you even more for this! LaComtesse for President!

I think you just made sense of why my second drawer is still full of tank tops, 6 months after my son is weaned!

It's directly proportional to the amount of sleep baby has had, the amount of sleep YOU'VE had, and how quickly you want/need baby to stop crying. Modesty was sometimes a luxury for me.

Agreed. I loved staying at home with my son in his first year, but now I'm back at work three days a week I feel like I'm a bit more myself again. It's all different for different people, I know that, but now I know that I need some days where I can have specific goals, some achievements, measurable feedback etc, that…

But, I AM a pleb.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

It's like you don't know us AT ALL!

I know right? I remember once realising a current jar was 8 months out of date! I mean, we kept using it, because it's VEGEMITE. How much worse could it get? I don't think there's anything else I'd ever use if it was 8 months out of date but with Vegemite I didn't even think twice.

It's been a big day so far. Not only do I find out that Australia isn't the centre of the world, but I also ran out of Vegemite.

You mean the world doesn't revolve around Australia?? *revising my ideas of national identity*

PLEASE START THIS BLOG!!

Hey that's good to hear! It was the "sorry not sorry" tone that earned my rage. I'm not sure if you have kids, but in my personal experience (1 baby so far) I got HAMMERED with the 'breast is best' message from almost day one of pregnancy. The doctors, the midwives, the obstetricians, the books, the grandparents,…

It's a knee jerk reaction based on hormones and rage.

Come to Australia. Our babies are free. (Seriously, I had a c-section and 5 day hospital stay and paid $0)

We are jjjeeeaaalllooouuussss....

THIS GIF ADEQUATELY REPRESENTS MY EXCITEMENT!!!

Just shut up.

WHAT IS THIS BEAUTY??

Toxins need names??? I never thought about this before. Mind blown.