Oh God, I'm moving to Leeds in a few months. Does this mean I have to buy some??

Yes. And he'll do tours, playing at old people's homes and in sad old dusty clubs, and the old grandmothers will sip their alcopops ("Such an old fashioned drink Grandma!") and remember when they used to send Selina Gomez death threats on twitter and sigh happily at the memories.

Does this title mean anything to anyone, or is it just a random collection of words?

Oh, that's a weird reason to make you choose something else. I was thinking you'd gone in with the part about Ruth uncovering Boaz' "feet" to trick him into marrying her. Actually that would be an awesome part, lets both do that for when we renew our vows at ten years.

AGREED.

I've read that in the bible "feet" was a sometimes used as a euphemism. I think by the way you weren't allowed to use a certain part of the book of Ruth that other people know this too.

Oh GOOD EFFORT cat! You get two thumbs up for enthusiasm!

Wow! I didn't know that happened! I am too scared to want to know if that happened to me, yikes.

I like you and everything you post on here! I think we gave birth around the same time and I had an emergency c-section too. I hate that I feel the need to ALWAYS add on 'emergency' to qualify that I tried, boy did I TRY, for a natural birth, yet I do every time.

Oh God. I am more traumatised by YOUR COMMENT than I was by my own epidural and c-section :-(

I can't stop watching that BAYYYBEEE! That lip is the best!!

Nup. You can have Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban though.

It was Gary Glitter wasn't it??

I know that tune. My boy is only very young but it's hard for me to find clothes for him that don't have: skulls, trucks, monsters, dinosaurs, motorbikes, and/or text like 'Daddy's adventurer' 'Boys Club' etc etc on it. I just want nice clothes without that crap on them but they are few anDakar between. Plus the boys…

Good points. Laura Beck did nobody tell you that Jezebel ran this story relatively recently? Is that an editorial mistake?

That's obviously what they're there for, I can't believe I didn't realise that before!

Can I come with you to the next one please? I'll find a chic hat and some tweed.

I love that your imagination doesn't need to be bound by reality. I think this is exactly what she thinks to herself. Maybe in her mind, she IS Glaswegian!

I tried re watching it again recently but nope. Still too scary. That bit where all of the heads start screaming... AAAHHH I'm scaring myself again!!

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