Wait, why do we hate Jeff Bezos now? Because Amazon is an evil service we all use? Or because he’s a rare plutocrat willing to repeatedly attack the disaster in our White House? Or just cus he’s not cute?  

They’re waiting until they can find an angle justifying Amber’s behavior.

I’m sorry that I didn’t, uh, uh, hit you across the face in a proper slap, but I was hitting you, it was not punching you. Babe, you’re not punched,’ Heard tells Depp, attempting to downplay her outburst the previous evening.

I have a lot of empathy for Taylor because my mom also has stage IV cancer. It’s extremely hard, and I often have to drop plans or not fully commit to things based on her health. You just live in a different plane of existence than everyone else.

You forgot to mention in your review of Taylor Swift’s year that her mother was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. Maybe TS is choosing to hang out with her instead of attending events where every time her name is mentioned it’s followed up with a mention of Kanye West being a dick to her.  

I think for some of us jaded old folk, she sort of comes across as if she thinks she’s the first person to have this experience, while we know it is a tale as old as time.

Hot take: Billie Eillish’s “look” is trash and so is her music. 

The only thing worse for body image than this horrible show was The Swan. Remember that shit show?

Apparently Kylie Jenner once took Dream on the same helicopter that crashed and killed Kobe Bryant, and Blac Chyna’s pretty upset about it.

Jay Z needs his cataracts checked

This annoys me way less than the #boymom hashtag, partly because it's a nice antidote to the stereotype of men who just want a son, but also because the #boymoms also always have a hint of whining, like omg it's so hard being a #boymom, boys get dirty and talk about butts (I have a girl and a boy, I can assure you…

Why is this unnecessary? It isn’t a criticism of Bryant, but rather those that are cravenly trying to get ratings and clicks based on his life.

Quebec is also where Karla Homolka currently lives with her husband and children. Yes, the serial killer who raped and killed her own sister. Yes, the same woman who got the Deal with the Devil, 12 years incarceration, in exchange for flipping on her serial rapist husband. No, I can’t let it go.

My favorite theory is that a SAHM wrote this re: her CEO husband and she wanted to show him that everyone thinks the amount of work she does is FUCKING INSANE.

I read a variation on this topic a few months back and my take away is that I’m not sure that this is such a great idea. I fortunately navigated the weirdness of app dating without excessive chaos, but I never forgot that this process was fundamentally high-risk and it’s best to be consistently smart. My concern would…

He never wants their eventual children to hear about his or their mom’s ex-love interests? Like, who even thinks about that issue cropping up, much less frames it as, having had past romantic relationships somehow diminishes the parental partnership, the united front he wants to present while raising kids? Good grief.

I agree. This is such fake outrage.

This commercial isn’t great, but I’m not seeing how it’s problematic. It’s tired and unoriginal, but the woman isn’t a passive object, she’s the main character. And she’s not being objectified, she’s accidentally doing something inappropriate in front of children.

I remember her saying she wanted to have kids with him but after Friends ended. Obviously around this time he met Jolie and they divorced. I kinda dont think she'd ever publicly own not wanting kids (if thats really the case) because it goes against her "all American girl next door" persona.

To be fair The Praises Of His Dick was a very catchy song, and once you got it in your head it was difficult to shift.