Unfortunately I think Bradbury might be a little too advanced for these GOP, and MAGA chuds. Decreased intelligence is a prerequisite of the GOP, and they try to cause it as much as possible by pulling shit like this. As well as defunding Schools, and Libraries.

I have a suggestion for the parents’ and legislators’ reading list:

Not to mention THINNESS. The crazy beautiful MPDG girl is always thin. 

As a Gen Xer from a super sexist household, these books appealed to me for all the wrong reasons. When my sister and I were “well-behaved” and did what our parents wanted, we didn’t really get any other attention. Our submissiveness was our value.

Am I the only person who actually likes living with their spouse? This would make me super sad.

For a not inconsiderable portion of the population marriage is as much an economic choice as an emotional one, though we're loath to admit it. Maintaining one household with two incomes (hopefully) is one of the few paths still open to build even a modest measure of wealth. Two houses for a married couple is for most…

I’m really annoyed by this new trend of “Couples Who Live Apart Are Happier!”

Hell, my five year old understands government better than Donald Trump, given that he is aware that there are consequences for breaking the law, having been pulled over with daddy for going 7 over on a surface street.

If that’s the qualifier than let’s nominate one of my dogs! 

at least Cardi seems to know more about the government than our current president

I can’t tell if this is parody or if you’re legitimately stanning for Cardi right now. If it’s the latter, did you learn nothing from 2016? Glorifying someone because they’re rich (and famous for being rich), and happen to have an interest in history?

No. Call me an elitist but I think politicians should have a formal education or the type of life and work experience that makes up for not having one. 

Cardi B, drugger of people, violent attacker of women, vicious transphobe, and favorite of Jezebel.  Maybe she can be President once she works out her legal issues.

I mean this with all respect and no snark intended: Stop calling it Megxit.

I’m no right-winger, but I think this is a much more complex issue than has been perpetuated. Conservatives aren’t the only ones protesting this issue, though their (underlying, prejudicial) reasoning is certainly unique.

If I were Jeff Bezos, I’d have a weekly lottery where I just paid off people’s student loans.

It’s OK, I’ve had pubes on my face too.

That’s my favorite aspect of International House Hunters: People, for whatever reason, are moving to foreign countries, and would like open floor plans because they love to entertain. Open floor plans are not as common as in the US, so that causes strife.

Fuck open floor plans. Your kids can take a breath without you watching over them, I promise. You can also go without seeing the TV at all times (I say this as a devout TV watcher).

I don’t have a past reinvention but this year I’m moving abroad and intend to become the best me ever in 2020! No more job, away from awful family who’ll never visit, I’m now getting rid of nearly all of my possessions except casual clothes, jewelery, and toiletries, and it’s going to be a brand freaking new life for…