What blows my mind is that from what I understand - usually people who buy mega homes like this buy it with furniture included because it’s hard to find all the shit to fill a home, especially one with absurd room dimensions,  so you keep what’s livable and replace some.  What exactly do you KEEP here?

Nope, he just like to take it in the ass. lol.

I’m sure “the lowest moment” of Kevin Hart’s life was not when he cheated, but when he got caught. And if his partner had never confronted him, he’d carry on with his shitty philandering and never give it another thought. In my experience, this is how most dudes function. 

YouTuber Jenny Nicholson alleged that John Stamos, frequent park visitor, is known for sexually harassing and assaulting tour guides, so much so that Disney tries to keep him away from female tour guides. 

Nothing but respect and support for costumed Disney actors.

A garbage house for a garbage person, whose transgressions inexplicably go unmentioned by Jezebel. We will list them here so no one can forget them: transphobe, drugger of people, and violent assaulter of women.

“Anyway, what does one do, exactly, with 22,500 square feet of (cheaply built) big box mega-mansion?”

I sort of agree, I graduated high school in 2002 and I knew that n word stuff was off limits. However a lot of my peers were stupid idiots who moved along to understanding that later. Some kids seemed to think it was being edgy and that PC culture was something they wanted to rebel against. Most of them seem to have…

Apparently every commenter here on Jezebel has been spotlessly woke their entire life.

These last few months is the most I’ve heard about the Ripa-Consuelos clan in... erhm, ever. Are Mom & Dad angling for a reality TV series? A book deal? (Simply respecting the children’s privacy less?) Is this a media blitz ramping up to some already-filmed/inked/negotiated 2020 endeavor?

I mean my sofa is a 1964 broyhill, and my vanity is a 1953 Haywood Wakefield.  They are sturdier than most of the ikea stuff people buy today.  I WILL FIGHT FOR ANTIQUES

I don’t have anything made with leather or canvas. I have a degree in art history, an eye for design and I’ve been collecting 50ies pieces for years. I know what I’m doing, but thank you for mansplaining something I’m an expert at

But I would say that this is the way furniture is supposed to be. Long-lasting, classic, durable. I don’t want to have to replace the contents of my house ever two years because it’s fashionable; that is certainly wasteful. I know, it’s kind of boring and staid, but I also don’t want to get home every night and have…

I’d like to propose an end to the all-shades-of-gray trend that had been going on for what seems like FOREVER. Bring back lush, colorful furniture! 

Shabby chic

If this stuff is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Yes. There’s a protocol here. Fund a damn gymnasium or dorm, like the other rich people do. This is just ... horribly nouveau riche. 

Why not both? As long as normal people are serving time for far less, I’m ok with some rich asshole that’s gone to such lengths to not be accountable for their actions...being held accountable for their actions.

Don’t knock Craigslist! I met the most self-righteous, smug douchebag through Craigslist, and that 30 day relationship gave me (and still is!) 13 years of hilarious stories to tell. Just last weekend, I was at a holiday party and I staved off some conversational awkwardness when telling stories about this guy.

More than a racist, Wallace was an opportunist.