The whole commercial is super awkward. They could have worked in something like how her schedule makes going to the gym difficult, so now she can take care of herself at home, really anything that gives her some kind of agency. Then they put the misogynistic cherry on top by revealing she did it more for him than for…

The ad was wrong on so many levels!

Sorry, but no. I’m a professional writer and marketer (and former English teacher) and it’s my job to analyze things like advertisements for consumer penetration. The first time I saw this ad while watching TV, before any articles were written, it struck me as not achieving the message the makers were trying for.…

There’s a very deliberate reason why the commercial includes that moment when she breathlessly says, “They said my name!” Just like keto or crossfit or any other big fitness fad, this thing is sold on identity and belonging. You Are Peloton.

This.

The amount of times the word ‘love’ (or its variations) is incorporated into your divorce announcement is probably directly proportional to how acrimonious the divorce will be.

The pages linked in the article about yoni clearly says it’s a Sanskrit term, so it’s Indian in origin, and the one about the perineum does vaguely mention Taoism in conjunction with Hinduism, but from what I know and what is usually practiced in tai-chi, as well as from a Chinese medicine perspective, chi is usually…

That’s not the worst thing that happens at an interstate rest area.

I don't know...she seems like she might be kind of self absorbed and high maintenance. Just a hunch. 

1) Exposing yourself (hur, hur) to sunlight for five minutes in the morning probably does help regulate your circadian rhythms, but not because your butthole (which has not—in terms of evolution—been exposed to the sun since we began walking upright) is catching some rays. It’s because you’ve got the sun in your face.

I promise you that she is not.

THERE’S A REASON IT’S CALLED WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE.

Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that “Metaphysical Meghan” isn’t all that into the scientific method. Or critical thinking. Just woo woo. 

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Nope. As the young people grow old, they will turn into the same prying, judgmental asshats.  

I think a lot of those quick-burnout marriages are predicated on an assumption that a wedding will bring on a magical change in the relationship. The bride and groom realise very quickly that’s not the case, so they’re done.

C’mon now. There are plenty of things to criticize Lori Laughlin about but pointing out a 55 year-old woman’s wrinkles in an unflattering photo is hitting pretty low.

I am so over (and was years ago) this supposedly feminist website’s relish in bagging on Taylor Swift when there are actually truly reprehensible, corrupt, morally bankrupt people not just in the White House, but in pop culture as well. Dubbing Swift a “ Litigious trigger-happy popstar with a penchant for making…