Honestly, respect to Camille for not putting her request in skywriting. 

Is there ever a bad time to break up with Kelsey Grammer?

She looks like Barbie And The Rockers’ quaalude dealer.

When you live in an association, you agree to abide by the rules, so you really have no excuse when you don’t.

Houston Chronicle, last October:“Pastor Joel Osteen said he hasn’t been swept up in any sex abuse scandals rattling the Catholic Church because he’s been committed to the “Billy Graham rule,” which involves men avoiding time alone with women who aren’t their wives according to a recent interview in the Christian Post.”

Agreed on HOAs, which is why I’d live in my car before living in one. That being said, I also can’t stand Christmas decorations, particularly before Thanksgiving. So I’m sort of at an impasse.

I’m surprised this was in Texas. Usually Texans keep their outdoor Christmas decorations up all the time.

Hot take, but

Maybe Mr. Simonis, for just one year, could put up the awful nylon snowman instead of expecting his pregnant wife to do it?

Joel Osteen closed his doors during Harvey and became an international pariah. The only people who have a positive opinion of him are members of his congregation, who are all idiots of the highest order. 

Axl Rose and Stephanie Seymour ... Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek.

Exactly, the preps were uncool. Didn’t people watch “Square Pegs”?

It’s funny, but I came up in the 80s, and preps might have been a media thing or a trend; they were, however, the opposite of cool. Un-un-uncool.

Sadly I am old enough to see multiple styles of my childhood & teens come back. 

I seek revenge on rude people anonymously. Like the bitch who parked her cart in the middle of the grocery aisle and ignored my polite request to get by?

T.I.’s daughter has (rightfully) been liking posts critical of her father for announcing that he gets her vagina inspected on a regular basis.

Fuck this bitch. And anybody who likes to defend her in any way. She brings nothing positive to society.

Oh, fuck right off with this fuckshit.

Whitney’s dead. Her peace/postmortem state of existence cannot be disturbed. What people say about the dead only affects the living and the memories we have of the deceased. If you know that and are still disturbed by someone sharing details about her relationship with Whitney, maybe you should investigate why because…

How does mentioning that Whitney had a lesbian relationship “tarnish her character” with anyone who isn’t a raging homophobe?