goingawaytospain
goingawaytospain
goingawaytospain

Yea honestly I see it for them. Similar to Kanye/Kim’s union. Makes sense.

Drake is the one who should be running IMO. I wouldn’t wish that family of greedy succubi on anyone, not even Drake. 

Awww. I’m happy for Keanu. He always looks so melancholy. He should live and be happy. Mazal tov, my sweet, weird dude. 

And appear to have very schlocky construction.

One of the babymill children has ‘Wilberforce’ as a middle name, which is a conservative batsignal word for anti-abortion. Just ....

Hugh Jackman and his wife both wore black on a cold day in New York! They matched 99 percent of people out that day.

I prefer ‘spinster’, myself.

And just like Fyre fest, I have no sympathy for those who were swindled.

When I was a youngster, I decided to dress like a hippy for Halloween. It was the mid 80's and I had been a toddler during the summer of love so I was aware of hippies but had never really paid any attention to them. This was before the internet so I was going on this vague cultural memory which is to say...I didn’t

Might have been Disneyland. My grandparents (who raised me) decided to take each of their grandkids to Disneyland or Disney World, so I was lucky enough to go to both a lot as a kid and don’t really remember which was which very well. I was pretty young when I first went on Space Mountain. My grandpa convinced me it

Looks like a Disneyworld vs. Disneyland thing. Plenty of single and double ride photos here:

Ariana’s twilight zone mask is perfect! That’s one of my favorite episodes. 

Dammit! I clicked on the E! article after I said I wasn’t going to because I had to get the 90 Day Fiancee reference. Waste of time. Tom and Darcy split on the damn show, and who really thought they’d be together after the reunion when the sister called them out for fighting from the moment he got to NY. Also, Jessie.

Come on Jezebel, this is bullshit. One word per link at the bottom? What is even the point of having the article up? Because you had a gross and problematic joke about someone’s dick?

No, the worst is a 60 year old dating a 21 year old.

The ones that turn out to be humans with ill intent scare me far more than the ghosts. See: the farmhand one and the Cincinnati apartment one from recent years.

After going back on forth on whether to submit, I finally decided to just go for it but was too late for this year. Here is my scary story, and it’s a whole lot truer than the thrift store one!

Yeah the thrift store story is not real. It’s a moderately well written short story but...not real. I wish people would stop treating this as a fiction submission contest, I only want that real shit!

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

I agree it depends on the part of the country except that she said the story occurred in Georgia.