This Sunday Services crap smacks of “The Family” (interesting doc on Netflix if you haven’t seen it) type BS where like minded and highly rich people get together to feel good about themselves and tell each other how they were ‘picked’ by the Big G to be better than the plebs - (seriously, this is how The Family…

The rich are all about differentiating themselves from the common rabble. Back when sun-burnt peasants worked in the fields the rich were all about white skin. When the peasants went to work in factories the rich became obsessed with deep tans. Ronald Reagan in the 198os went to court to stop discount stores from…

The common argument for it (or at least the one I’ve heard) is, “Animals in the wild do it, it gives them so many nutrients!”

Not in response to your comment but your screenname: Jessica Walter absolutely needs to be included in this.

People who need to create that much drama should be avoided at all cost. They’re fun at parties and to have in the periphery of your friend group because they generate so much gossip but don't have a relationship with them. Not a romantic relationship, not a friendship because ultimately people are just props in their…

If it’s true that Miley blindsided him... maybe that is the best thing for him in the end. Such a slap in the face, such finality, will maybe save him from getting back together with her again.

People are going to take this “Golden Girls for today” line way out of context. They’re not remaking Golden Girls. Nobody’s dressing up like Bea Arthur. They’re just making a new show in the spirit of Golden Girls. Presumably, all this really means is the show will focus on the charming antics of some funny older…

Same actually. I can understand speeding on freeways and massive stretches of road, and I actually support it if I’m the only car on the road. But the residential one terrifies me. I live in a street with a lot of young kids, and get home early in the day so they’re always playing on the street. I roll in at about…

WTF @ your comment? I’m sure she’s having a blast! I’m 34. I was cute in 2003. I’m cute now. I’m just about to get divorced and get back to dating. I don’t find it “sad,” I find it cool that I was able to leave an abusive douche bag behind and put my hot ass back on the market for some good guy to snatch up. Maybe you…

No, Canadian.

Your mom is sensible. Once any of these HGTV-type celebrities somehow feel fans want more of them beyond their original show, it’s time to move on.

Here’s how you do it. Look at the house in IG. Then look it up (the IG has the address) on Zillow, where you can see even more pics and the neighborhood where the house is located. I’ve spent many, many hours doing this, particularly because there are many houses located near me.

Proofreading yikes in sentence 1: “As far as social media platforms go, Instagram [IS] the one I find most monotonous and soul sucking.” 

And we wonder why survivors choose to stay silent.

Damn, I forget all about the shit she put in it about eating disorders. It really did age badly! She portrayed bulimia like shallow, party girl antics. It's a serious illness. I’ve been that person crying in front of a toilet trying to throw up. Fuck off, Pink!

That ‘wet hair’ bullshit is gross.  It just looks dirty.  I know I sound like my mother, but I don’t care.  Take a bath. 

I went to one exactly once. She was straight out of Central Casting; gold-capped tooth, lots of clinking coin jewelry, flowy skirts - the whole deal.

I’ve stated before that I have a weird sort of “rooting for you” feeling for the Jolie-Pitt kids. So that said, FUCK that papparazzo who went to Maddox’s fucking COLLEGE CAMPUS and asked him questions about his dad/family drama. Like fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Let the damn kid go to fucking school on the OTHER SIDE OF THE…

I’ve been drinking alcohol for 30 years and never sexually assaulted anyone. 

This notion that drunkenly misjudging a situation and coming on to a girl who isn’t into it is somehow the root of all sexual harassment needs to fucking die in a fire. I’ve made a drunken fool of myself and been rebuffed by women more times than I’d like to put a number to, but I remain a free man through the magical…