Donald Trump is Now Feuding With Chrissy Teigen and John Legend???

I guarantee you were not the first person he’d seen have sex in his cab, if he’d been a driver for more than, oh, a week. 

Ah, good. Neck Tattoo Guy was not my proudest moment.

Oh, he noticed. Having taken lots of NYC cabs, for a mere tip, those guys have self-imposed blinders like you wouldn’t believe. Heaven help you if you drop a Gray’s Papaya with extra mustard, but a little oral?  Meh, whatever. 

Oh, I so hope it was.  I always hope for comment section reunions when they put up these types of stories.

oh god, was this in 2010 and was I the one who blew you? To this day I am still shocked that the driver didn’t see us (or didn’t kick us out).

A bedroom after work as a teen at Pizza Hut, not so much the grossest place I’ve had sex but more the grossest thing after sex. We had taken home a load of carafes from Pizza Hut for an after work party. I was very thirsty after sex and grabbed a carafe in the dark and took a long swig only to realise mid swallow that…

I bet her kids are all kinds of difficult. 

This whole “Sunday Service” bit seems a bit cultish. FFS he is building a commune.  

The kids in the Britney Spears situation need to be appointed a guardian ad litem.

Personally while I think, there are similarities between Farrah Moan and Ariana Grande’s look, glitter bodices are not a new look.

Speaking as an ex-fifty year old, fifty is that magical age where you’re still able to convince yourself that you’ve done the impossible and beaten old age. You’ll notice most ‘old age cure’ TED talks are hosted by enthusiastic fifty year olds.

Goodness! I’m not sure what’s going on with my head right now, but it took a good seven or eight re-reads through this sentence before it finally made sense.

I’m surprised this never happened to me. My mom gave up trying to feed us anything decent by the time my brother and I had turned 10. The only thing we had access to was fast food, frozen meals, bologna sandwiches, and canned soups (spaghettios and chef boy r dee). It’s no surprise that we all grew up to be incredibly…

He was diagnosed with a psychological disorder. But I guess it’s not nearly as edgy to say “I wish he had gotten the help he needed.”

Caleigh is real name - I know a couple. I’m going to say Keleigh is somebody’s bastardization of it - unique spelling, as in ... made up 

There are scripts for how we should react to everything. And if you don’t follow the scripts, then that’s reason to shun you from decent society, or diagnose you with something, or suspect you of something

From what I read it sounds like he is Simone’s half brother and that they were raised separately. Messy family situation but you don’t get to pick the family you were born into.

I am truly surprised SNL has not parodied this like they did the McConaughey Lincoln commercials...if anything, this is a richer vein of absurdity to mine.

Next comes “Slave by Dior”; (“the fragrance you will never want to escape from”)! The video will feature black people dressed as slaves, but you know, happy ones! Playing the banjo in front of their quarters, singing call and response hollers while they happily work the fields..you feel me? People are gonna love it!