The greater Sacramento area, not that I’m missing much.

Dodged a bullet. Guy has no imagination, just like my ex, who pretty much got married in Vegas the way we had always talked about. Me? Did a 180 and had an intimate small island wedding--and have lived my life the opposite of what we did because I realized how unhappy I was with that guy. Hahah, I won.

Trader Joe’s. It’s been over a decade, I’m married now, but I still don’t go to the one he worked at when we broke up. It has a shitty parking lot even by TJ standards though, so I guess it isn’t the biggest loss.

Not a place, but a TV show. I used to watch “The Walking Dead”, and my then-wife suddenly took great interest and started watching it with me. She’d ask me all sorts of questions, we’d go back an binge watch previous seasons, etc. Turns out, she was banging some guy who loved “The Walking Dead”. I was so heartbroken…

My ex and I would take fairly frequent trips to this amazing bed and breakfast, with a phenomenal little restaurant, and little cabins you could choose to stay in. It was super romantic. One cabin had a wall where people would stick their used wine corks (there’s a cork there with our initials).

Escalators.

The apartment where I live, Disney World, New Orleans, those home Depot stores, the stupid church that’s on front of the library where my kids usually go after school, actually that one is fine because I don’t practice any religion, it’s just the fact that I remember things like he hit me in this place, he told me he…

Kardashian’s hand in Johnson’s release is great. This ad still came across as a very cynical use of activism/empowerment politics for what is ultimately a brand that helps put money in Kim Kardashian’s pocket.

I know it’s fun to shit on the Kardashians

I like it, but I don’t want a poor stray dog to get mixed up in this.

Between this comment my my new co-worker loudly farting, I’ve had a couple good laughs this morning.

This is Jezebel. Sometimes it’s totally proper to mock someone’s personal appearance, lifestyle choices, relationships, and mental or physical health. Other times, people react like you just smashed a puppy with a brick on YouTube. The fun part is that you never know which one it will be until you open the thread!

“We knowingly and voluntarily chose to have a marriage-like ceremony, fully aware that it was not legally binding.” Weird flex!

So good luck, Gwyneth.

NEver saw that one, but now I’m going to look it up. It’s so nice when something on “reality TV” is actually real.

Whoa. Faking shit certainly pays.

I literally cannot wait until the influencer trend just fucks the hell off. I am so sick of zombies that follow all of that shit influencing trends and making people that would otherwise be working at Arby’s famous. GAH!

Most of those claiming they’ll never own a home live within major cities, and want to continue living there. That wasn’t the case until relatively recently. In the last two decades, density in those cities has been held well below their historic highs to keep costs unnaturally inflated. To increase opportunity for new…

Empty house tours are popular because that’s all there is going to be after these YouTubers spend so much on a home mansion. It’s like Ben Affleck’s place in Boiler Room.