Despite attempts to humanize Angelina, I still find her completely insufferable. Lots of famous people have children that aren’t this visible. They can have privacy for their kids, if they want it. See George Clooney.

“How 36 year old Disick stayed awake long enough to enjoy his formerly teenage girlfriend’s various festivities is currently unknown.”

When I post my nudes it’s always to preemptively neutralize the hackers, but nobody appreciates that. Everyone is just like “gross!”

I think the life stages people are at has a lot to do with where or not the relationship is problematic. 18 and 28 is a lot different than 38 and 48.

I thought the “nude” was a screen shot from a Sims game.

Has Lara Spencer not seen Dirty Dancing? Most straight women would sell their grandmothers for private dance lesson from 1980's Patrick Swayze. She probably hasn't seen Strictly Ballroom because it's not 'murrican! but that's even better than Dirty Dancing

I can handle someone not enjoying things like the opera or symphony, but being fake cultured is inexcusable. 

Hoo-boy. I had recently gotten a dog before meeting my now husband. Never in a million years would I have tolerated him slighting her. His nurturing and helping out with her before we were seriously serious was one if the first signs that this was the real deal. 

This is going to sound horrible but corn teeth. Like those tiny teeth and a whole lot of gum? I can handle not so straight teeth if they look healthy (my husband had crooked teeth but I was distracted by his abs and that stupid V that leads right to the crotch), but if he had had corn teeth I would have noped out. 

I’m so glad I live in california where this is acceptable behavior. The only person I ever personally knew who *hated* sandals was a native New Yorker who couldn’t get over anyone having open feet in the NYC subway.

Aside from cheap toilet paper and pancake-thin pillows, my ultimate dealbreaker before I even agree to a date are men who describe themselves as boys/want to wax poetic about how they don’t feel XX years old.

When someone says that, all they’re doing is saving me time by admitting they’re emotionally stunted.

Is smoking a petty reason to rule someone out? My dad died of lung cancer.

Height. I know this is super common, but holy shit people flip out on me for this one. And anyone on an app knows that men all post their heights with passive aggressive messages. I was explaining this to a friend of mine who is 5’5 ish and her hubs is 6 feet. She said I’m being picky for wanting to date someone…

As someone currently being ghosted, ghosting is shitty and immature. Especially for a reason like this. Try communicating and asking ‘hey, why are you doing that?’ 

This one is easy: Treating servers\retail people\delivery people...anybody who serves the public...like personal servants to be insulted and abused. I don’t care how nice you may be to me. If you can’t treat another human being who is doing an often thankless job with common decency, that to me signals a serious…

We used to have a mutt with Maine Coon in him that was 20 pounds and in great shape (we worked hard to keep him at that because he easily would have been 30 pounds if we fed him as frequently as he wanted). Now we have 2 cats that together weigh 20 pounds (and a dog who will be upset if I don’t mention her). 

No one made you click on the link. There’s room on the site for sports and cats.

My neighbor’s cat, Charlie, was adopted in desperate need of the Catkins diet. He’s slimmed down since they got him, but he was easily 30+ pounds when they brought him home (pic taken within a week of adoption.) The young girl in this picture was 10. He is very sweet and his purr can shake windows.

Shy, kind and fatter than holy hell.

If Miley has seven dogs and three cats travelling at 25 km/h, how much rocket fuel would it take to shoot her into orbit?