Agreed. It’s all the kind of shit you say to a friend when you’re burning ther bridge. If you’re saying this about your sister, you should be saying it behind her back. 

LOL, we've all got a few of those, but hey, we've lived!

Sorry, but no. I’m a woman and this was 2001. My driver couldn’t have NOT seen me. My feet were pressed up against the ceiling.

Received oral in the back of a NYC cab.

My ex husband basically repeated our engagement with his new wife. When the kids told me, it was all I could do to not laugh.

One ex was always pleading to get back together. He told Mr that he was so heartbroken that he couldn’t even go to this one place we liked.

You are presuming these are their real homes. When you need relevance, you do whatever people want to see.

Not only a modest home, but in a completely reasonable neighborhood (if it was his home in Athens, GA).

I’ve experienced a metallic taste when dehydrated. Google tells me that certain medications or illnesses will cause that too. 

I have a niche audience. 

Prefers chain restaurants.

Was she severely dehydrated?

Daytona has always been the worst.

Dude knows his value.

There are scores of 32 year old lawn mower/handyman/pool cleaners that are behind on rent and child support, who are very interested.

This is my favorite column because:

They never resolved the issues they had all along. The multiple break-ups before the short marriage make it pretty clear.

Is that the Friday's by the I-4 ramp?

I watched "The Fear" on Netflix and it gave the suffer's perspective on dementia. It was housed in a British gangster mystery/drama, but I found the portrayal sincere. 

This looks exactly like something my 13 year old or her friends would do. Not provocative or even interesting.