My boring story? Being mentioned in pissing contest basically made my week. I finally made good use of one of my weird-ass stories. 

I hear what you're saying, but I'm a soft serve purist. I don't want anything getting in the way of that creamy goodness. 

Soft serve. The main (only?) reason to go on a cruise.

Oh hell no.

I worked in a pet store when I was 18 and some guy came in with his iguana and asked if we did piercing. Yes, for his iguana. 

A friend from college told me that she kissed her cat's balls goodbye before his neutering appointment. 

Lol, yes. I did have to turn my back on him to get the door. 

First and last date; He had his dog’s balls in a jar on his mantle. He’d asked the vet to save them and was very enthusiastic about showing them off.

I think she’s throwing back a margarita in LA, laughing her ass off over middle aged men desperately clinging to an adolescent idea of cool. He’s probably going around his bar asking women their favorite band. 

lol@fart bars. My husband bought a box of these and they are disgusting. 

lol, oh I would totally do this as I hover over the seat, out of the aisle. I hate being an inconvenience to others, si I'll get out of the way, but I get sick every time I fly. The seat itself seems like less if an issue than the things you touch with your hands.

and I'm off to buy Clorox wipes for my flight tomorrow!!

We just visited the museum. I didn't get to see the suite, and they were only partly done with the Bumpus house next door. I loved it though!

I went there last year and it was the most important pilgrimage of my life. Please tell me you'll wear the Pink Nightmare during your Christmas in July!

Hey, at least Florida homes are usually lacking both! See, we're not so bad.

Lol!! When we first got there we thought “damn, everyone is so grouchy” but it didn’t take long to see past that. We did go to Lake Bled, hiked near the Vintgar Gorge, and explored the old part of Ljubljana.

Did you read the article, or the linked article? They were forced to give the babies to their bio parents.

Interesting! We went to Slovenia last year and we loved it. We plan on going back, but I was so self conscious about being American. I feel better hearing that they can't stand her. Now we can share our joint shame.

Miserable people just gotta share the wealth. 

I’ve used that as my fb profile pic. Love it!