And less panty lines!!! I have never considered my undergarments statements of anything. 

He needed a false prompt for the question he wanted to ask literally anyone that would answer him. 

Short for Penélope.

It's the only reason I clicked.

90 year old grandmas who don't use the internets?

Never pick the one "nobody wants" just because you got screwed over. Classic mistake. 

And the crazy eyes. She creeps me out.

I would like a scholarship from an anonymous donor. Which old, married senator do I need to bang to make that happen?

Yes, no, maybe. They could have moved the cars since the hit. I am not really making a call on this, so much as providing a possible explanation.

I saw her IRL once and she was rude and entitled. 

Am I the only one out here who has to wear a bra? None of these work. FFS, can someone please think of the boobies?!?

Am I the only one out here who has to wear a bra? None of these work. FFS, can someone please think of the boobies?!?

That’s Walmart money. 

I think what’s she’s trying to describe is that she was already in the midst of turning when he entered the turn. They weren’t turning at the same time. She’s saying he came up from behind, didn’t turn his wheel far right enough, and ran into her.

Yes, but with more fingerprints.

I worked for a builder in the early 00s. I can spot one of those boring, ugly kitchens a mile away. When we finally decide on our “forever” home I’m doing a new kitchen in mid century modern design and if anyone hates it, too bad, I’m dying in it. Until then I’m too afraid to put money into something that will be out…

Besides the potential for many husbands, nah. I can't believe anyone saw that in her because she just seems very flat to me. Liz was intriguing. 

I'm just here to find out what she's doing in my bedroom circa 1991.

Do all rich people have random photo shoots? It’s been over a decade since I had studio pictures done, and those were family pics.

You don't live in the humid, mold-growing south, do you?

Reminds me of "SanDeE" from LA Story.