I have to proofread my own work and I hate it. Things get missed when we’ve looked at them a thousand times.

The best version with the best drink! Cheers!

That's awesome! My coworker lived there for four years, and returns every spring. I love hearing her stories.

My mother and I have been practicing knowing looks for decades. We're ready!

Between this and bunny island, I really need to visit Japan. My favorite part of the article you linked was the photo gallery: town, entrance sign, Anne’s house, beaver. Beaver, lol. No idea how he fits into all of it? Besides being Canadian. 

Now I’m depressed because I read the headline and thought that a Masterpiece theme park was really in the works.

Words no longer have meanings.

Early 90s London. Blur? Anywho, there was a giant screen showing someone eating then taking a shit, in reverse. The POV was uh, exactly what you’re thinking.

I live in Central Florida and my friends and I saw that fucker on Tinder a few years ago. Fortunately we knew from the get go it was him. Should have set him up for public humiliation. 

I was invited to a hot guy’s party in college. I had a huge crush on him for months. Since I’m a cool girl, I drink like a sailor on leave AND get high with everyone.

Lol, maybe she's from Florida.  We have portables at all the schools. They're basically square trailers that hold extra classrooms because we can't seem to predict population growth. 

It is especially gross considering she has nothing to contribute to the conversation about mental health treatment. She just wanted to grab some attention for herself. 

In the parking lot at work, next to the jogging trail (two different states), on a quiet dark street, on a playground

Lol, I just commented that he looks “Flo-Grown”

But it is a good approximation of a Florida surfer. The "Flo-Grown" variety.

I broke up with a guy that responded by saying he was just about to propose. He said he had the ring in his pocket. You can keep it, sir!

I was hospitalized for it. Absolute misery.

How much are OJ’s parents paying Jezebel to keep writing about her?

Wait, I thought we weren’t cool with monetizing our children online? Is that just on YouTube?

lol@low humidity in May