I wonder if she did that to herself, because oof.

I will never read any of her books because I’m certain they’re full of “sentences” like this. I can’t get lost in a story when the writing is painfully bad.

Very true! I love in a very small city/town within a large metro area. Because our police force is constrained to this small area, response times are excellent, and crime rates lower than for people living blocks away. I think they'd likely get a fast response to a violent crime though. Property crimes, not so much.…

I'm sorry. We don't ever have them long enough. 

You drew that? Cute!

Mine is a line from the Jane’s Addiction song “Jane Says.” I wanted to go for years, and last year I finally did! 

See, it's tempting!

I ate some body lotion because it smelled like pudding. I had a second taste to make sure.

Did you go blind?

That time I ate a bowl-ful of my gramma’s spin art dip on New Years Day and she said “I told you you’d see that again if you didn’t finish it on Christmas.”

Ahhh. That is terrifying! I’m glad they responded quickly. 

I think she went public soon after. Maybe after confirming they had the right guy and there were no others.

This part is the primary reason I choose city over country living. It's not going to take the cops 20-30 min to get to my house. 

I love you!

If only more people had our self-awareness when it comes to gun ownership!

If you have to make a pact not to date, you’ve already boned.

I’m not sure, but I’ve already picked my song for when Trump strokes out:

I think it’s a pretty sane program, but not everything works for everyone. I went on it as a kid with my mom, but the food choices at home never really changed. All quick, processed foods, cooked with tons of eating out. While I followed it for a time, I didn’t really learn from it.

It’s a diet, but it teaches healthy lifelong habits. I think it’s an excellent approach for anyone who needs a real shift in their eating habits; people who need a reality check on their habits and a basic education on portions and food choices. 

I did it last year and yes, there were weigh ins.