That really tells you something about expected norms. Shudder.

On the sort of flip side, I have a friend who is half Japanese and when traveling with her white elderly father is often mistaken for his wife. Barf.

I had a guy slow down on the highway to gesture at me to smile. I was going 60 with tinted windows.

I even bought that fucker a gold jumpsuit!

Because she likes attention even more than she likes a nice pert butt? 

Me New Year’s Day: eat veggies, work out, home facial, brush dog’s teeth, complete a lesson on Duolingo.

That doesn’t seem crazy. I graduated high school early, went to a couple of colleges and moved around. Most of my friends are from about 10 years ago, when I settled down and got a job where I had lots of coworkers.

I want to know how much the TMZ person was paid to attend this party, because it looks sad and miserable. The people in the background just look bored.

I hope it was a purposeful leak. It looks lovely and relaxed. 

I vote for surprise wedding! Everyone thinks it's a Festivus party and BAM! 

My ex and his sisters were essentially abandoned by his mother after his parent’s divorce. They stayed with grandma most of the time while his mother dated (which was good), but when she remarried, the girls were split up into different homes.

Nobody's business but the Turks.

It just sounds like “assistant to the branch manager” rather than an “assistant branch manager.”

You really can find anything online!

I wonder what will happen when she’s no longer defined by her children. She already had six when implanted with the octuplets, so whatever love was lacking in her life wasn’t fulfilled with motherhood. I’m sure the attention from pregnancy and new motherhood was addicting.

Lol, my dad’s step-mom gave me the ugliest things. I was a punkish teen when she gave me a gold, stretchy, disco-looking belt with a lion head buckle. She thought it was weird and she thought I was weird, so good fit?!

A male friend of the family once told me that I should read her book. I would have rage-stroked if I wasn’t so stoned.

Just tell me that you kept it!

Awww, I love kid gifts because they’re always trying so hard to please. It’s adorable.

My MIL cleans when she visits. Nothing about her attitude or our relationship make me think it’s an insult, so I’m always happy for the help.