When my daughter turned 4 my MIL gave her a bag full of junk, including some gum. She was floored by the inappropriateness of this, so when I told her she should be thankful for any gifts, she asked if we could send back a 'No Thank You' note.

LOL. Yes, and spelling. 

Well said!! I know someone who was very spoiled as a child. She started adult life with no debt and lots of financial help (free place to live, allowed her to save up a big downpayment for a house).

Doesn’t she already have a Disney-sanctioned back story? She’s an heiress, treated horribly by her mother. Time: 1920s.

That sticker story is the saddest. I’m not surprised that someone who was so touched by such a small acknowledgment would be incarcerated.

I’m going to watch dog videos now. 

I’m so sorry. I think I’d implode.

I’m super curious how this works with your spouse. Did they get all of these views from the other parent? Is she shooting off this nonsense with no counter? Exactly what career does she want to have where the training won't interfere with these narrow views?

Hotels. Waldorf is the best. 

I know someone who keeps talking about going to Asia. Yes, she is insufferable in many ways.

I can't stand any of those people, but what was she supposed to do? Empty an implant to put out the fire?

Sadly, there’s a downside - the legal precedent. Others could claim to be younger or older, to claim various benefits.

I’ve apparently confused her with Bijou for years, causing me to roll my eyes at every mention of her name.

Experiences, which I already love to give in lieu of stuff.

John Mayer looks like he’d be a bore in bed, because 99% of his reason for being there is validation that he’s still got it.

When you buy $16 mil condos in NYC you need to keep the cash coming. Can you imagine the carrying costs on that place?

Idk, my teens don’t read these. I think?

Am I the only old whose mind immediately went to the Christy Turlington / Linda Evangelista quote?

Someone replied to me with this link: https://www.doesthedogdie.com

Awesome! Their list of triggers is hilarious.