I actually farted on a guy dancing up on me once. It was vile and the look on his face priceless.

No and her actions, or lack of, tell me where he learned to be such a horrible person! Every family has kids that go on a different path, but I don’t think he went too far from his family’s beliefs.

I love my kids, but if they were part of a white supremacist group, I’d do more than ask them to divest in shared real estate. I’d give them some super tough love and cut them off.

Lol, whenever I shop at Publix, which is rare since Aldi came to town, I move those magazine shields to cover the tabloids. If anyone were to say anything to me, I’m prepared to call over the manager for a chat about how tabloids are a scourge on our society with their usually false and often detrimental-to-women…

Of I’m ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, I’m just going to go around murdering assholes like this.

My mom was a youngish grandma and she was totally into it. She loves being grandma!

We use that for my grandma, my kids’ great grandmother. We’re from the south if that matters?

Maybe you can hook them up?

My MIL tried to linger in the corner like I wouldn’t notice. Byeeeeee!

See, that’s when you know you’re old (like me). When you can’t tell that your phases, references, whatevers, are outdated.

Me too. I also reference 80s movies a lot. Perhaps we’re both old?

I was going to say the same thing. He gets a pass. Sorta.

I went to a music festival with friends and we camped out. After day one, the porta potties were full and no one emptied them. Also, no tp. I held in my shit for days.

I was at a partyand this guy was all over me, dancing too close, etc. I felt one coming and decided that I didn’t care. It was the most disgusting SBD ever. I kept dancing, smiling away while he backed off with this look on his face. Priceless.

I think it was Catherine Deneuve and everyone else just repeats it. Damn, it’s true!

I think the worst part is all the cajoling that happens when you have RBF. Smile! Be happy! And of course, unwanted hugs.

I also wonder how many times it’s worked. I mean, he had to think he’s got a chance if he’s asking?

This is a great article. My oldest daughter has an inherited case of Resting Bitch Face (RBF). A male acquaintance tried to hug her last year and she stood thete like she was made of stone with a total fuck off look. She was 12.

I love their suggestion as well :)

This is new information for me. Please don’t stop advocating and don’t leave the profession!