They all appear to be in line for the bathroom. Also, jellybeans do not come in consistent sizes. The end.

And when the motherboard breaks, you get to throw that expensive fucker away. I had more problems with expensive, smart, appliances then the basics.

My mother was not great when I was a child. We mended that fence and she’s a pretty awesome grandma, but I felt like I became the mother I wanted because I gave a LOT of thought to her mistakes.

I’m divorced, a mom, and live just a few miles from my mother and this article hits home. I cannot fathom how I could have a job if not for my mom picking kids up from school at the end of the day; during school for emergencies; driving to orthodontist appointments; and everything else. I have NO idea how moms without…

This doesn’t surprise me, as it is where I learned my most important piece of middle age + sex advice. Always on your back!

At a close relative’s funeral, I hooked up with his friend. We technically hooked up during the reception, in Mr. hookup’s brother’s bed (across the street from the reception), who I had dated sometime before. I have no idea if brother #1 found out about funeral hookup with brother #2. The most awkward part was when I…

This needs to stop. My ex looks like all of these, but of course, was a lying loser. Life is NOT FAIR.

Holy shit, he’s packing!

I’ll never un-see that.

Can you pretty pretty please do this for a hot, humid climate? It is HELL keeping my makeup on when I'm outside for more than 5 minutes in Florida.

I cannot sleep in undies. My butt crack needs that 8 hour break.

Custom jammies with my pets’ faces are just the kind of rich person thing I’d do if I were rich.

True, and these chicks will fit right in with them. Not.

As someone who has lived in both, my hair only looked good in NYC. Blowouts down south are a waste.

And have fun shopping/hanging out in the same 17 places over and over and over again. I love Savannah, but it is a small town.

You leave my idols out of this! They’d be in front of those cameras, swigging champagne from bottles and wondering “what explosion?”.

Wow, for once, this is accurate!

And I'm not even rich! It can be done!

I read once in an interview with her that she had been through a few miscarriages when they decided to adopt. With her younger children, didn't she use a surrogate for the second?

I'ts 400k per year. Which seems low given his wealth.