And don't be evil. It catches up with you one way or another.

I worked with someone completely obsessed with the chive, and posting pictures of herself all day. She was on the one hand, desperate for attention and validation, but on the other hand, completely lazy in all aspects of life and work. Examples: at work, she'd do very little, but would try to call positive attention…

Starred for Encyclopedia Brown reference. Strangely, I was thinking of one of those stories the other day when someone mentioned a road race that started with eating a 1/2 dozen donuts. The EB story was a race after eating blueberry pies.

She's ruining Words With Friends.

They must have been by my favorite Chinese place:

My daughter inherited my severe case of RBF. I've told her that it's OK and that people would look insane walking around with giant smiles and strangers are not entitled to them.

People age but their PR image/plan doesn't?

Ugh, thank you. I'm tired of hearing this shit "advice" over and over. I hope it was tongue in cheek but still, ladies don't need any reinforcement on the idea we're only as good as we look. And we better look HOT.

Why was this even a question? Also, please sit your ass down so the next woman doesn't have to wipe your piss off the seat for her moment of public bathroom relaxation.

This is why I adopted a "transition" dog. Not even kidding.

Edited...how did I put this on the wrong post?

Wait, you are embarrassed to look up the education requirements for child actors but you clicked on the link to this post? LOL

I vote for sexy twinks for them both. I mean, that's what I would do.

My jaw is still slack.

What did I just watch?

Shoot, as a bunny owner I think it is cute as hell. And yes, you should try and get some ears on her!

It just is, don't fight it. We've been going around the house saying this and versions of it for days. And we have a bunny.

She looks almost exactly like my realtor.

Yep, except about 6 am by the East River. Also, most of Manhattan smells like piss.

This seems like as good of a place as any for this: