Give me ALL of your eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, see through waffles, beans, milkshakes and other miscellaneous configurations of the above.

I read that her sister has the name of Natalie's rapist written down to be read after her death.

This sounded vaguely familiar. I read the wiki and it was on "Mysteries and Scandals". I didn't remember that she was never seen or heard from again. That sounds very mobster-esque, so maybe that was it? How awful!

Then the yoga mom version is vitamin water and vodka! YUM!

Oh man, I had no idea and I love old hollywood gossip. Now I'll have to internet research.

Do what?

I heard about the Marilyn/Joan fling too. Something about it being on analyst tapes from Marilyn's sessions? Joan was apparently pushy about it, but Marilyn decided she liked having sex with men more, if I remember this correctly.

I had a similarly creepy experience on a date. A man brought me over to his mantle to see his dog's balls preserved in a jar. I literally checked for exits and backed away slowly, leaving right away never to return.

The fact is, 15 years ago, size zero and 2 did not exist in American clothes. "They are really a new precept," acknowledges Neiman Marcus fashion director Ken Downing.

I was just talking to a friend about this yesterday. It's like he found the most unicorn-y of unicorns and he wanted to rush in, but I wonder when that will get old for him. She has a real job and a demanding life where in the past he seemed more inclined to date women that could give up what they were doing and bend…

"Oh my god, please someone let shock jock dudebro morning shows die a slow terrible death already, please GOD."

She needs lip primer. A godsend when you wear red lipstick to keep it from bleeding.

JLo is much cooler than Kirstie Alley anyway! I was seriously happy to see that pic because it makes me think that Leah fully escaped scientology and JLo is not a member or they wouldn't hang out.

Completely crazy. I do not get how an adult (in this case, the judge), could view a 14 year old girl as anything other than a child. I don't care how she spoke or what she said, she's still a little girl. And to then blame her? Barf.

It might be too little, but it is never too late to punish scum like this.

Octoberfest formal?

Me too. I do not know why except that they seemed for real and she came off as genuine to me when so many seem so fake.

Go right ahead, I'll be stealing that hair!!

These posts are absolutely my favorites. They bring up so many hilarious memories of dating. I can't wait to go home and jump my SO and tell him grateful I am that I will never have to date again. Even if he's hit by a bus, I'm done.

This article makes me recall several incidents from my 20s, pre online dating and texting. Technology really does exacerbate the crazy though.