You should be denied service with no explanation and we will see how you react.

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

Remember, folks: Ending oppression should only be done if the comfort of the oppressors is not infringed upon.

Small argument - West Virginia wasn't a state in 1862, we were still sadly part of Virginia - but during the Civil War in 1863 we said goodbye! became our own state and joined the Union. We may be a lot of things *cough*, but remember we were part of the Union!

Texas Eric is right—why should anyone want to travel to someplace that has been famous for hundreds of years as a mecca of culture, progress, trade, innovation, design, engineering, etc. and see it for himself and form his own opinion about what it's like there?

A man ain't got no time for being curious about his…

So he's comparing an embryo to a parasite? Because people generally reserve the right to remove parasites from their bodies.

Hosts? That's ridiculous.

We're forced to conclude that American outrage isn't what it used to be.

Can anyone make sense of the headline?

Welker apparently wants to one day be the offensive line coach of the Miami Dolphins.

However, the video that's being posted by TMZ Sports is not the complete event, but is merely the end result of what transpired.

yes - I agree - this is clearly her fault. she's refusing to move and he is helping her.

I had my parents pay for my expensive private college, and I never for one minute forget it. This girl deserves nothing but props for standing up for herself and paying her way through school. Where is the outrage, by the way, that getting an education basically forced this girl to have to choose between a lifetime of…

God I live for stories like this. I may have already posted this, so forgive me if so, but here goes:

Awesome. I'm going to have a serious case of Phantom Itch for the rest of forever.

On a totally unrelated noted, here's how I'll be sleeping from now on.

I'm no biologist, but I think it may actually be that long, but most of its length is internal. They go up to 5 inches in length inside the body, you're just seeing a small bit of it on the outside.

FUCK ALL OF THAT FOREVER.

I totally didn't believe that fortune cookie that said, "Tomorrow you will be introduced to your new worst fear." And yet, here we are.

This is Larry Duncan and his sister Pamela Johnson (Duncan). Their dad was a lifelong Gopher's fan with season tickets for 40 years until he passed a few years ago. Larry and Pam decided they would continue his legacy by taking over his season tickets and they haven't missed a home game yet. One of their first games…