Well, ok, but if I get rid of my single serve coffee machine I’m going to need to find another physical manifestation for my crippling loneliness.

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Life, uh...finds a way.

Or foot stuff!

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

I have dealt with a few in my time and you are absolutely correct. I am sure the LVPD chief has his head in his hands right now, wishing ball gags were mandatory for the union spokesman.

Jesus Christ. What percentage of Americans do you think would have sexual intercourse with an American flag if it were physically possible? 65%?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Why the FUCK are they even able to turn their fucking body-cams off?

Yeah. Presumption of guilt actually works for me here.

It’s just so convenient that the camera was “off” and no one knows why. Such BS. They know why the damn thing was off and that’s so they are not held accountable. Hold that officer guilty until proven innocent just like they assumed Bennett was

Gosh, why do I feel like you aren’t asking this question in good faith?

It’s tricky to claim he fit the description of the shooter if there was no shooter.

I’m cool with any cop with their body camera turned off for no reason being guilty until proven innocent. If they can turn them off and have zero repercussions when doing so then what’s the point of them?

He’d like him to answer for being black, obviously.

I’m going to go with “He’s black and we didn’t know he had the money to hire a bunch of lawyers” for 200.