Mark Davis looks like he just saw Charlize Theron steal his concubines and truck full of breast milk.

Yup you definitely met Matt Stafford.

I humbly retract my original comment.

My dad was from Detroit, but I grew up on the South Side of Chicago in the 1980s. He was a big Tigers fan, so we went to Comiskey a lot to watch the Tigers play the Sox and to root for the Tigers. We would annually go to Tiger Stadium as well. Both my brother and I ended up being big Tigers fans, despite where we…

I scrolled straight down to enjoy the Zodiac take. The Lions have just broken his will.

True...but you don’t think a self-respecting Michigander would eat her pussy, do you?

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.

Alright, I’m just gonna say it, as I assume this is a safe space: if you, uh, go down on a woman from behind, it most certainly does NOT mean you are eating her ass.

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

“You got so close before your horniness undid you” should be engraved on my fucking tombstone. That sentence is the story of my life.

Sorry, bud. It sounds like she's getting by just fine without you.

I was a senior in high school and starter on the varsity football team. Came home after the 2nd to last game of the season, exhausted and beat up, but as a typical 17 year old, ready to rub one out before bed.

..since that Lelo was worth about $165..

One of my friend who is in the navy have to go Iraq for a year and he told me this great story.

Kudos to Jim Cooke for the "fap"ulous artwork.

When I was 16 I lived in a house with my mother and grandma. My room was the total other side of the house and grandma never came in anyway. So one random Sunday afternoon mom was at work and Grandma's in her room, so I begin the session. I am beating away furiously when suddenly I realize my grandma is standing…

So wait: Sean's mom is Peter King?