"Sorry you misread the words I wrote to mean what they said."

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

I'm waiting for the morons to start talking about "toughening up" and "that's how locker rooms are." Abuse like this is uncalled for, unprofessional, and archaic.

No panties are to be worn under practice clothes or uniform, not even thong panties.

Well as the Bible says, better to spill your seed in the belly of a Mexican whore your dad hired than anywhere near or involving another dude. Right?

The Republicans are now doubly angry at this guy. First he produces a gay son, now they find out he out-sources American prostitution jobs to Mexico.

Oh Mary, we all understand how you stay employed. You're one of the most genuinely awesome people in sports television, sort of an anti-Collinsworth, and you know your stuff like few others. I raise a glass to you.

But other tax payers cover Viagra.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

"I don't have a problem with gay people, I just don't want them to get married, talk about their partners in public, hold hands / kiss / display any kind of romantic affection outside of their homes, or otherwise do any of the things that straight people are allowed to do on a daily basis without criticism. Because as…

... chuckleheads who wanted to argue that Michael Sam coming out "isn't news," ...

Who cares about a man's sexuality as long as it mirrors my own. Sexuality isn’t an issue, but being “a man’s man” is.

Would this be to offset the shame of having a rapist for a quarterback?

I was actually about to post the same thing! I love our Super Bowl MVP more and more every day!

Yeah!!

This is rather heartwarming. While I am sure there are people who are silently tearing him to pieces, the public reaction has been swift and positive. NFL players, and professional athletes in general, don't get nearly enough credit for their intelligence and open-mindedness. There are a lot of supremely smart, good…

People are making a big deal out of this because it's literally never happened before.

Yay for a positive tweets article for a change! Also yay for what everyone is saying!

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

Great piece, Tom.